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Biden to Spend Social Security Dollars on Funding Ukrainian Pensions

Ohio Governor Dresses Up as Zelensky to Get Aid from Congress

Oops: Biden Rants about Cornpop During Signing of “Racial Equity” Executive Order

BREAKING: Fauci Dies Suddenly While Saying There’s No Cause for Worry If People Die Suddenly

Mayor Pete Promises Ohio Water is Safe, But Then Refuses to Take a Sip Of It

Mayor “I Love Trains” Pete Confused about What to Do with Train after Lying on Resume

Confused Biden Hides in White House Basement from UFOs, Has to Be Told by Staff His Office Made the Story Up

Balloon Shot Down Quickly After Biden Discovers It Has Dirt on Hillary Clinton

Whoopi Goldberg Accuses Republicans of Stealing Her Donuts after She Ate Them All on Camera

Chinese Spy Balloon Contracted to Broadcast Biden’s State of the Union Address Next Year

Biden Exposes Mob Connections in Speech on the Economy

Biden Goes on Wild Rant about Cornpop During SOTU Address

REPORT: Biden Thought It Was “Opposite Day” When He Made These Remarks to Reporters

Biden Asked if he Will Ban TikTok, Says he Needs to Ask President Xi First

Lockheed Martin Uses Balloon Saga to Sell Military a $45 Billion Balloon

Russia Decides to Use Balloons in Ukraine after America Lets Chinese Balloon Fly Over Sensitive Sites

Trump, DeSantis Agree that Whoever Shoots Down the Chinese Balloon Gets to Be President

Biden Blames “Racism” for Failing Foreign Policy

Tom Brady to Be Replaced with Trans Woman of Color

Hollywood Vows to Not learn Lesson from Top Gun: Maverick, Make Top Gun III “Woke” and “Diverse”

“I’d Punch Whoopi”: ABC, Fox News to Host Collaboration Show Where Whoopi and Tucker Argue and Fight

Democratic Party Convinces Biden Not to Run Again by Telling Him He Can Nap if He Retires

Dozens Die in What CNN Calls a “Mostly Peaceful Protest”

Biden Gets Confused, Starts Chanting “F*** Joe Biden” During Speech to Rile Up Crowd

The Left Finally Announces “We’re Good, There’s Nothing Left We Need to Change”

Biden Injured after Attempting to One-Up Trump with Golf Video

FBI Cancels Investigation, Returns Biden Docs after He Reminds Them He’s a Democrat

People Dressed in Black Robes at WEF Wondering If they “Might Be the Baddies”

Hunter Shocked to Learn Ordinary Americans Don’t Pay $50k per Month in Rent

“Presidential Garage Sale”: FBI Investigators Find Old Hunter Biden Craigslist Post about Biden Garage Documents