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Biden Goes on Wild Rant about Cornpop During SOTU Address

REPORT: Biden Thought It Was “Opposite Day” When He Made These Remarks to Reporters

Biden Asked if he Will Ban TikTok, Says he Needs to Ask President Xi First

Lockheed Martin Uses Balloon Saga to Sell Military a $45 Billion Balloon

Russia Decides to Use Balloons in Ukraine after America Lets Chinese Balloon Fly Over Sensitive Sites

Trump, DeSantis Agree that Whoever Shoots Down the Chinese Balloon Gets to Be President

Biden Blames “Racism” for Failing Foreign Policy

Tom Brady to Be Replaced with Trans Woman of Color

Hollywood Vows to Not learn Lesson from Top Gun: Maverick, Make Top Gun III “Woke” and “Diverse”

“I’d Punch Whoopi”: ABC, Fox News to Host Collaboration Show Where Whoopi and Tucker Argue and Fight

Democratic Party Convinces Biden Not to Run Again by Telling Him He Can Nap if He Retires

Dozens Die in What CNN Calls a “Mostly Peaceful Protest”

Biden Gets Confused, Starts Chanting “F*** Joe Biden” During Speech to Rile Up Crowd

The Left Finally Announces “We’re Good, There’s Nothing Left We Need to Change”

Biden Injured after Attempting to One-Up Trump with Golf Video

FBI Cancels Investigation, Returns Biden Docs after He Reminds Them He’s a Democrat

People Dressed in Black Robes at WEF Wondering If they “Might Be the Baddies”

Hunter Shocked to Learn Ordinary Americans Don’t Pay $50k per Month in Rent

“Presidential Garage Sale”: FBI Investigators Find Old Hunter Biden Craigslist Post about Biden Garage Documents

DeSantis Asks for Trump’s Endorsement in Running Against Trump, “I Won’t Win MAGA Otherwise”

Kamala Harris Caught with Classified “Flash Card” Documents Meant to Help Her Word Salad Problem

REPORT: Biden Injured While Using Shredder to Try to Get Rid of Documents

Biden Confused after Saying Both that Buffalo Hat Man Almost Ended “Our Democracy” and that AR-15s are Useless because of F-15 Jets

Biden Accuses Russia of Putting Documents in His Garage

Hunter Biden Says He “Accidentally” Gave Biden Docs to Chinese Agent Pretending to Be Housekeeper

What, On Top of It?” More Biden Documents Found on Hillary’s Email Server

REPORT: More Biden Documents Found in Xi Jinping’s Car, Library

REPORT: US Military Resources Near Taiwan Dangerously Exposed after Biden Orders Aircraft Carriers To Mexico to Threaten Old Enemy

Investigative Reporter Finds Gaetz Hid McCarthy, Replaced Him with Trump

Mexican Cartels Mock Dr. Jill’s “Empowered Women are the Backbone of Our Economies” Comments