Welcome to the wacky world of culinary comedy! In this uproarious recipe, we invite you to embrace the absurdity of life’s little setbacks with our “Pooped on His Pizza” creation. This tongue-in-cheek recipe takes a lighthearted approach to cutting down ideas or plans, infusing them into a pizza that’s bound to have you laughing your toppings off. With a mixture of crushed dreams (or garlic, if dreams are temporarily out of stock), skepticism, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of crushed aspirations, this pizza embodies the hilarious art of wit and humor. So, grab a slice, gather your friends, and let’s dive…
