“We Got Everything We Wanted”: Senile President Outmaneuvers McCarthy, Gloats While Patting Him on the Head
Biden Interrupted by Delaware Plumber Demanding Payment When Haraunging McCarthy Over Necessity of “Paying Bills”
“I Won’t Protect Wealthy Tax Cheats…Except Hunter”: Biden Slips Up During Speech, Makes Shocking Admission
“Gotta Keep the Kickbacks Coming”: Leaked Draft of G7 Statement on Ukraine Lets Slip the Truth about Western Support
“You’ll Soon Have 1 Million Mexicans Working with You”: Biden gives Ominous “Congrats” to Steel Workers
“And That’s Why We’re Putting You Out of Business”: Kamala’s Speech to Small Business Leaders Goes Off the Rails
Russia Declares Itself New Guardian of Free Speech after Exposing US Government’s Role in Getting Tucker Fired