“What We’re Doing in…Well I Don’t Remember the Name, is Very Important”: Biden Flubs Jordan Attack Statement

“And That’s Why We Shipped Your Jobs to China”: Biden Infuriates Union Workers

“The Freedom to Kill Babies is God Given!” Kamala Defends Abortion Rights

“How Can We Live Without Killing Babies?!”: Biden Defends Abortion Rights

“Well I Need Their Votes”: Biden Explains Debt Forgiveness Policy

“Will This Buy Your Vote?”: Biden Makes Awkward Remark During Bank Fees Speech

“Hunters Friends are in Danger”: Biden Pleads for More Ukraine Aid

“And That’s Why the FBI Is Arresting Catholics”: Biden Explains Limits of “Religious Freedom”

“Too Bad It’s Junk”: Biden Bashes Affordable Care Act by Accident

“Woulda Stopped Hunter”: Biden Goes Off Script, Gets Law Wrong During Anti-Gun Speech

“Not Killing Babies is Dangerous”: Biden Reacts to Idaho Abortion Ban

“America’s Doing Great, Jack”: Biden Claims Victory as Labor Department Makes Up Economic Statistics

“The Houthis Hate Us Because of Our Freedoms” Biden Official Claims During Imbecilic Press Call

“Well China Asked Hunter Nicely”: Brandon Explains Disastrous Steel Policy

“The Best in the Business”: Team Biden Attempts to Explain Why It’s Funding Liberian Ministry of Health

“America Would Never Bomb Anyone”: Biden Scolds Putin for Bombing Campaign

“Criminals Shouldn’t Have to Go to Jail”: Kamala Praises Biden’s Presidential Pardons

“Hunter Even Promised to Not Eat an Elephant”: Biden Gives Insane Speech on Endangered Animals

Biden Demands More Resources for Spying on Americans in Shocking Speech

“Mission Accomplished”: Team Biden Trots Out Bush-Era Slogan after Bombing Iraq

“How Many Billions Do You Want?”: Biden “Negotiates” for Release of Americans Held Hostage in Venezuela

“Inflation Makes Your Numbers Go Up”: Biden Makes Crazy Speech to Chamber of Commerce

“She Woulda Stopped Trump”: Biden Rambles about Trump During Sanda Day O’Connor Speech

“This Would Have Stopped Me”: Kamala Harris Reflects on Career As Prosecutor in Law Enforcement Accountability Speech