NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
Trump is visiting East Palestine, Ohio as Biden prances around Europe, hand in hand with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky. One president cares about America and Americans, the other about getting to see the sites of Europe and ensure the satrapies of the American Empire stay in line. In any case, Trump is, while in Ohio, delivering water to the residents of the disaster-stricken town, as the American Tribune reported, saying:
Such is happening today, as Breitbart News reported, saying “Former President Donald Trump visited East Palestine on Wednesday, where he delivered truckloads of bottled water following a train derailment earlier this month that left the small town in disarray.”
Trump spokesperson Steven Cheung, speaking to Breitbart about Trump’s visit to the town, said “President Trump is meeting with the citizens of East Palestine, and he will never forget them and what they are going through. Contrast that with Biden and the federal government, who have failed them from the beginning.”
Breitbart also quoted a man named John Rourke, the CEO of a company called Blue Line Moving, which is the company that handled the transportation of the pallets of water to East Palestine, as saying “Joe Biden/Pete Buttigieg stay away! The real President is here taking care of American Citizens. Make sure those Ukrainian pensions are take care of.”
Mr. O’Rourke also told Breitbart News that his company moved 13 pallets of water to East Palestine. That amounts to about 14,000 bottles for the small Ohio town.
Well, no good deed goes unpunished so now Biden and his apparatchiks are attacking Trump for the visit and water delivery, saying that it was “racist” for Trump to make the delivery. Speaking on that from a 12 course dinner on top of the Eiffel Tower, Biden said:
“Now lookie here, Jack. I’m just Joe from Scranton. I’m a normal guy, I took Amtrac to work in DC! This Trump fellow, he’s acting like a Russian oligarch the way he’s using his money to buy loyalty! Just disgraceful, just disgraceful.
“And not just that, but it’s racist too! Yessiree, lemme tell you what, Jack. Where was he when disasters happened in Africa and they had no water? Did he ship Haiti, the country he called a “shithole country,” pardon my French…no pun intended, Jack…anyway, did he send them water? Again, no sir. Because he’s a racist. He helps the white people in Ohio, sure, but ain’t no way he’s gonna help out people of color. So that’s why I don’t support his delivering the water to the town. It’s racist. Very racist. And we just can’t support that, Jack.”
By: Will Tanner. Follow me on Twitter @Will_Tanner_1