NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
Former and Future President Donald Trump recently showed that he still has his physical capabilities and his political fighting spirit with a golf tournament at his club, winning the competition and then using his victory to mock Biden and remind Americans why he, Trump, should be the president. As I reported on Trending Politics News:
Former President Donald Trump just won the Senior Club Championship at his Palm Beach County-based Trump International Golf Club and, in winning, used the physical prowess he showed on the golf course to remind people just how far ahead of his successor he is both mentally and physically.
He did so when taking a victory lap on Truth Social after the weekend win, saying:
A great honor to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the Country, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight. The reason that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a very real way, it serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher. You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!
Well, Biden was, somewhat shockingly, actually infuriated by that. Like two kids on an elementary school playground, Trump stuck out his tongue at Biden and Biden absolutely lost it. He was, according to our source within the White House, ranting and raving for hours about the “bad orange man” and how he would have to teach him a lesson.
But, thanks to the document scandal, Biden couldn’t do what he wanted to do, which is use the DOJ to harass Trump with endless, pointless investigations. Because he’s now under investigation too, his team decided that going full banana republic might not be the best way to respond to a Truth Social post.
So, instead, Biden decided to hit the golf course and show Trump that he could “beat him on the course too.”
That didn’t go well. Leaked footage of the event, footage that Biden and his team hoped would impress Americans and lead them to respect him more than Trump, showed a weak, frail old man attempting to swing a golf club, failing, and then toppling over.
Biden injured his arm during the incident and had to visit the emergency room, where his arm was put in a splint, his leg was put in a cast, and he was given a neck cushion for a potentially injured neck.
He, when asked what happened when arriving at the White House in Air Force One, told reporters that Corn Pop had attacked him. His staff later clarified and said that there was no attack, but that Biden had instead had an “unfortunate accident.”
By: Will Tanner. Follow me on Twitter @Will_Tanner_1