Note: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
Biden just spoke at the UN in what was an absolute doozy of a speech, as after mindless rambling about the situation across the world, he accidentally let the quiet part slip when discussing the woke West’s plan for post-conflict Ukraine.
Beginning, he rambled about equity, saying, “The United States seeks a more secure, more prosperous, more equitable world for all people, because we know our future is bound up with yours. And no nation can meet the challenges of today alone.”
Continuing, he blamed the North Africans for being unable to maintain their infrastructure on “climate change” and “fossil fuel,” saying, “Record breaking heatwaves in the United States and China. Wildfires ravaging North America and Southern Europe. A fifth year of drought in the Horn of Africa. Tragic flooding in Libya that has killed thousands of people. Taken together these snapshots tell an urgent story of what awaits us if we fail to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels and begin to climate-proof our world. From day one of my Administration the United States has treated this crisis as the existential threat that it is, not only to us, but to all of humanity.”
Then, he turned from that idiocy to Russia and the conflict in Ukraine, saying, “Russia believes that the world will grow weary and allow it to brutalize Ukraine without consequence. But I ask you this: If we abandon the core principles of the UN Charter to appease an aggressor, can any member state feel confident that they are protected? If we allow Ukraine to be carved up, is the independence of any nation secure? The answer is no. We must stand up to this naked aggression today to deter other would-be aggressors tomorrow. That is why the United States together with our Allies and partners around the world will continue to stand with the brave people of Ukraine as they defend their sovereignty and territorial integrity – and their freedom.”
Next he said the quiet part out loud about Ukraine and what the world plans for it, saying, “And don’t you think that we’re focused just on war and missiles and such. No sir. No how. Nope, we’re focused on the future as well. We want to help the Ukrainians. How? Well, we’re gonna fund, alongside our partners in the Gates Foundation and George Soros’ Open Society Foundation, a bunch of migration into Ukraine.”
Just think about it: “All those young men are dying, which is a tragedy, but they need someone to replace, err, help fill the gap left by them. Ukraine needs young men to make babies with the Ukrainian women. Where has plenty of unattached young men? Africa. We’re gonna save the Ukraine and help it fill its borders back up with new Ukrainians by importing millions of Africans for the Ukraine so it can restore its population. And that’s a promise, Jack.”