Former President Donald Trump has once again defied the odds and emerged victorious, this time by openly committing a felony just to prove he could get away with it
The spectacle unfolded on the steps of the Supreme Court, where Trump, flanked by his loyal supporters and a gold-plated podium, proudly announced his intentions. “I’m going to do something tremendous, folks. Something no one else has the guts to do,” Trump declared, his signature comb-over gleaming in the afternoon sun. “I’m going to commit a felony right here, right now, and I guarantee you, I’ll walk away scot-free. Because that’s what winners do.”
With a flourish worthy of a reality TV finale, Trump proceeded to engage in a blatant act of fraud, reportedly signing a stack of counterfeit hundred-dollar bills and distributing them to cheering onlookers. “Look at those bills, folks. Beautiful, perfect replicas. Just like the ones they use in the movies,” Trump boasted, waving a handful of fake cash for the cameras. “And you know what? I bet you a million dollars I won’t spend a day behind bars for this. Not a single day.”
As stunned bystanders looked on in disbelief, Trump doubled down on his bold assertion. “The fake news media will say I’m crazy. They’ll say I’m reckless. But you know what? I’m just a winner, folks. And winners don’t play by the rules. We make the rules.”
True to his word, Trump’s prediction proved eerily accurate. Despite overwhelming evidence of his guilt, including video footage and eyewitness testimony, the former President emerged from the subsequent trial unscathed, his trademark smirk firmly in place.