NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
Jill Biden recently attempted to appeal to people who she would surely describe as “Latinx” with a ridiculous statement in which she compared them to “breakfast tacos”, saying:
“Raul helped build this organization with the understanding that the diversity of this community — as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami, and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio — is your strength.”
Here that is:
Liberal privilege is Jill Biden telling a group of hispanic people that they're "as diverse as breakfast tacos" and not being canceled for it. pic.twitter.com/VlaISXy8Pl
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) July 11, 2022
Oh, and she mispronounced “bodega”, making it sound like “Bogata”, the capital of Columbia, but that’s beyond the point.
In any case, “Dr.” Jill was later forced to apologize for the tacos comment, with “latinx” groups agitating outside of the White House and agitating against her.
One protester, interviewed while screaming and banging on the fence surrounding the White House, said:
“How dare that hideous witch deny my existence! A taco? Really, a breakfast taco?! I hate eggs! Breakfast sausage is disgusting! Cheese is good…but breakfast tacos generally are gross! I don’t want to be one of those, I want to be an enchilada!”
Other protesters, hearing talk of enchiladas and bizarrely claiming to dislike breakfast tacos, some of them calling such tacos “cultural appropriation”, gathered around and started chanting “no silence, no peace, breakfast tacos are gross to eat!” and bearing posters flags declaring that they identified as enchiladas. Needless to say, the “latinx” individuals involved in that protest were all upper middle class hispanics whose families had been in the coastal regions of the US for generations.
Jill, meeting with the pro-enchilada protesters later in the day, treated them to a meal of enchiladas, chips and salsa, fajitas, and taquitos while discussing the “flaws of breakfast tacos and commensurate benefits of enchiladas.”
She then sent out an apology tweet saying that she” had not understood the general dislike of some in the latinx community to breakfast tacos” and that “from now on [she would] use enchiladas when making comparisons, not tacos.”
Normal people of all races couldn’t be bothered to cared. Jose Martinez, a 35-year-old general contractor in Akron, spoke to us about the comment and said:
“What type of whimpering loser gives a singular **** about whether Jill Biden the corrupt idiot compares them to a taco or some other plate of greasy food? It couldn’t matter less. I tell you, man, this new generation of…losers…they’re gonna be the end of us. I mean who could be bothered to listen to that witch, much less care what the wife of some guy made president because he seemed like a safe pick to billionaires and leftist radicals has to say? It’s so dumb, so tiring. I think I need another beer; I’ll tell you what, I identify as a Dos Equis right now.”