NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
Things got crazy this week when President Brandon and his coterie of equally incompetent advisors visited Europe, with Biden making waves by accidentally sneezing on King Charles III and then tipping and falling into the Horse Guards formation, causing chaos and scraping his hands.
But before that, KJP traveled to the continent to discuss with her fellow press managers what sort of propaganda they could expect to push out about the meeting, particularly in the realm of diversity and such, as that’s what the administration is focused on.
She got it, as apparently NATO will now be resettling African migrants in the Ukraine as a way of repopulating it now that hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian men are dead on the frontlines thanks to terrible strategy from Kiev and Russia’s utter dominance in heavy artillery, not to mention a lack of air support or air cover.
In any case, KJP made that announcement in a press release put out by the White House in a likely attempt to build hype for the visit. She said:
President Biden looks forward to welcoming President Charles Michel of the European Council and President Ursula von der Leyen of the European Commission to the White House on Friday, October 20, 2023 for the second U.S.- EU Summit since President Biden took office.
The leaders will review the strong cooperation between the United States and the European Union, including our shared commitment to support Ukraine as it defends its sovereignty and to impose costs on Russia for its aggression.
They will advance U.S.- EU efforts to accelerate the global clean energy economy based on secure, resilient supply chains, and will continue cooperation in critical and emerging technologies, including digital infrastructure and artificial intelligence. They will also review joint activities to strengthen economic resilience and to address related challenges.
Continuing, she made the point about the African migrants, saying, “And right now Europe is struggling to resettle the millions of climate refugees from Africa who are landing on its shores as the seek to avoid the plague of climate change in their home countries. While Germany, the UK, France, and Italy are all struggling to be more welcoming, they also understand that not everyone can fit inside their countries.”
“For that reason, together we will be working to move millions of migrants across the continent so that they can be resettled in Ukraine and help repopulate that war-stricken country. With millions having fled the war and hundreds of thousands dying, Ukraine needs at least 10 million new Ukrainians. We aim to accomplish that by the end of 2024, and think we can even help grow its economy by resettling 15 million African climate refugees.”
Zelensky looked depressed in a photo op for the announcement, but obviously has to go along with it to get his weapons and money from the west.