NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
It was an embarrassing speech for his administration that Biden gave on the morning of Thursday, June 15. That’s because, during it, he woke up from his senility-induced slumber and was rightly horrified at what his party had been using him to do on the illegal immigration front, and so the old Biden came out and he called for the deportation of all illegals.
The speech began about as could be expected, with Biden saying that illegal immigrants, many of whom have committed crimes, are better Americans than the native born. As he put it:
Eleven years ago on this day, President Obama and I announced the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program to allow young people to live and work in the only country they’ve called home. Since then, DACA has provided more than 800,000 Dreamers the ability to work lawfully, pursue an education, and contribute their immense skills and talents to better our communities. Dreamers are Americans. Many have spent the majority of their lives in the United States. They are our doctors, our teachers, and our small business owners. Dreamers strengthen our economy, enrich our workplaces, and during the COVID-19 pandemic, many served their communities on the frontlines.
It then continued, rambling and pointless as could be expected from a senile president reading what his lackeys told him to say, with Biden saying that there’s going to be a path to citizenship for illegals:
My Administration is committed to providing Dreamers the opportunities and support they need to succeed. That’s why in April I announced a plan to expand health coverage for DACA recipients, and directed the Department of Homeland Security to “preserve and fortify” DACA. While Vice President Harris and I will continue fighting to pass legislation to protect Dreamers and create a path to citizenship, only Congress can provide permanent and lasting stability for these young people and their families. Congress must act to protect our Dreamers.
That’s when he, ever so briefly, snapped out of his mental fog. “Wait, what on Earth did I just say?!” Biden exclaimed, looking around for an answer. None was forthcoming. “Hell no we aren’t gonna do that,” he snapped. “Now, I don’t know which ********* wrote that down for me to say, but it’s a ****ing lie and I won’t dare pretend that it’s not. This is America, Jack, and we don’t need however many rapists and murderers getting a free pass to stay here just because they broke the law! What the heck?!”
He was then forcefully led off stage by VP Kamala Harris, who told the shocked crowd of DNC faithful and regime friendly “journalists” that Biden had been slipped the “wrong meds” by “breakers and reactionary elements” who had “infiltrated the White House” and were being “rooted out one by one.” She went on to promise that 15 million illegals would be receiving citizenship, regardless of what crimes they have committed.