Democrats Propose Legalizing Abortion Through Adulthood If Mothers Sense Their Children Are Ultra-MAGA [Satire]
Classical Manuscript Shows Sanhedrin Referring to Jesus, Apostles as “Disinformation Spreaders” [SATIRE]
Joe Returns to Hard on Crime Policies after Getting Lost, Wandering around Downtown Philadelphia [SATIRE]
“His Most Magnificent God Emperor of All Knowledge”: Elon Settles on New Title to Replace “Twitter CEO” [SATIRE]
Uh-Oh: Biden’s Ministry of Truth,FBI Team Comes After Everyone at Fox News But Tucker for Making this One Sneaky Claim [SATIRE]
Gender Studies Majors with HR Jobs Refuse to Pay Taxes to Bail Out Unemployed Engineering Majors [SATIRE]
Hunter Furious that Swiss Police Confiscated His “Cartel Coffee” Cocaine and Coffee Shipment [SATIRE]
FBI Arrests Creepy Old Man for Public Nudity, Only Later Realizes It was Slow Joe They Arrested [SATIRE]
OOPS: FBI Taught Instructing New Ministry of Truth on How to Properly Frame Patriots for “Insurrection” [SATIRE]
BREAKING: Crowds Cheer “The View” Host Joy Behar’s Sex Strike, But Not for the Reason She Was Hoping [SATIRE]
005’7″: Little Marco Infiltrates Disney by Dressing Up as One of the Seven Dwarves to One Up DeSantis [SATIRE]
Yikes: Hollywood Creeps Declare “Late Empire” Rome Their Fashion Inspiration for 2022 Met Gala [SATIRE]
Kids Around Country Identify as Floridians So Teachers Have to Teach ABCs Rather than Woke Gender Theory [SATIRE]
