Crickey: AOC Calls for “Redistribution” of Queen’s Property Following Her Death

Democrats Push “Diversity Is Our Strength” Message Following Eliza Fletcher’s Brutal Murder

“Totally Worth It”: Energy Starved Europeans Happy to Be Using Biomass for Fuel to Fight the “Angry Sun Monster”

Mayor Pete, Leftie Researchers Release Ridiculous Study Claiming that Monkeypox is “Actually a Good Thing”

OOPS: Biden Declares F-15s “Will Beat Insurrectionists Like They Beat the Taliban,” Ignoring that the Taliban Won

YIKES: Turns Out Brandon’s “Our Democracy” Speech Plagiarized Stalin’s 1935 “Internal Enemies” Screed

Ridiculous: School Suspends Student for FJB Chant at Opening Football Game

Biden Orders Gas Producers to Put Green Dye in Fuel to Make it “Green Energy”

Pro-EV Trucker Shocked to Discover He Can Only Go 70 Miles

LOL: WH Source Says Confused Biden Silently Chanted “FJB” While Watching College Football Over the Weekend

RIDICULOUS: Lib University Bans “FJB” and “LGB” Chants Before Football Season Begins

4 Year Old Too Young To Read Can Determine His/her Gender, Says “The Science”

Fauci Wears Two Masks to Protect Himself from Investigation

Team Biden Takes Action to Protect “Pedophile Rights” Following GOP Attacks on Pedo Perversions

OOPS: Biden Gets Confused During Speech, Starts Chanting “Let’s Go Brandon”

FBI Declares Confederate Statues to be More Dangerous than Antifa, BLM

English WWI Commemoration Canceled Because “Most Veterans Were White”

REPORT: Feds Started Investigation Anonymous Crack Addict, Tax Cheat But Backed Off After Realizing It Was Hunter

Oopsies: Brandon Falls Off the Stage While Talking about His Mental Competence

Unemployment Groups Label Labor Day “Racist,” Sue to Have It Removed as a Federal Holiday

Insanity: College Sues To Let “Trans-Human” Dolphin Swim in Upcoming Competition

Amazon Releases “Tolkien was Racist” Documentary Before Release of New Lord of the Rings Show

Progressive University Announces New Diversity Course Called “Kill Whitey”

YIKES: DeSantis Kicked Off Twitter for Pledging to “Feed Biden to the Gators”

“Burn, Loot, Murder”: Vladimir Putin Sounds Off on BLM When Explaining Ukraine Invasion

That Explains It: Oil Discovered Under Mar-a-Lago, Explaining Cheney Family’s Attacks on Him

OOPS: Liz Cheney Announces that She Forgot For a Few Years that She’s Supposed to Be a Republican, Wants Her Seat Back

Barron Trump Trolling? Liz Cheney Entered as Synonym for “Democrat” in Thesaurus.com By Hacker

Border Patrol Announces Confusion Over Whether It’s Supposed to Patrol Border to Keep Illegals Out or Help Them Over the Wall

Confused Hunter Biden Wonders If He Should Have Gotten Addicted to Opioids So No One would Care or Pay Attention to Him