DeSantis Asks for Trump’s Endorsement in Running Against Trump, “I Won’t Win MAGA Otherwise”

Kamala Harris Caught with Classified “Flash Card” Documents Meant to Help Her Word Salad Problem

REPORT: Biden Injured While Using Shredder to Try to Get Rid of Documents

Biden Confused after Saying Both that Buffalo Hat Man Almost Ended “Our Democracy” and that AR-15s are Useless because of F-15 Jets

Biden Accuses Russia of Putting Documents in His Garage

Hunter Biden Says He “Accidentally” Gave Biden Docs to Chinese Agent Pretending to Be Housekeeper

What, On Top of It?” More Biden Documents Found on Hillary’s Email Server

REPORT: More Biden Documents Found in Xi Jinping’s Car, Library

REPORT: US Military Resources Near Taiwan Dangerously Exposed after Biden Orders Aircraft Carriers To Mexico to Threaten Old Enemy

Investigative Reporter Finds Gaetz Hid McCarthy, Replaced Him with Trump

Mexican Cartels Mock Dr. Jill’s “Empowered Women are the Backbone of Our Economies” Comments

McCarthy Announces That He’s “Excited to Compromise” with Democrats

Biden Asks “Clean, Well-Spoken” Obama to Drone Strike Inflation

Democrat Mayors Struggle To Explain Why They Don’t Want to Be Blessed by the Diversity of More Illegal Immigrants

BREAKING: Republicans Pick Caitlyn Jenner as Speaker of the House

Solar Enthusiasts Change Their Minds After It’s Cloudy For Two Days and Their Lights Don’t Work

Kevin McCarthy Furious He Might Not Be The One Who Gets to Let Down GOP Voters

Biden Savaged for Speech Suggesting Inflation is Good Because “Profits and Stock Prices” Go Up

Brandon Mocked After Wearing Christmas Sweater to New Years’ Eve Party

AWKWARD: Police In Chicago Celebrate Success in Punishing “Hate Speech” as Automatic Gunfire Rings Out in Background

Hunter Biden Makes New Year’s Resolution to “Become the Big Guy, Keep 10% More of Chinese Payoffs”

Trump Pranks McConnell with Chinese Shipping Container

Elon to Create “Twitter Duels”, Where Accounts that Routinely Bicker Can Fight It Out

Twitter Employees Shocked to Discover Armageddon Hasn’t Happened Despite Censorship Slackening

Elon Claims Predator Drone Following Him around After He Mocked Biden on Twitter

FBI Changes Motto from “Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity” to “Whatever it Takes to Help Democrats”

Congress Votes to Just Hand Entire Federal Budget to Zelensky

McConnell Struggles to Explain How Giving Dems Everything They Want Is a Conservative Victory

Report: Biden Furious after Hunter Tells Him Santa Isn’t Real

Hunter Biden Upset After Santa Threatens to Give Him Coal Instead of Crack for Being “Very Naughty” This Year