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Team Biden Declares American Needs “More Censorship” to “Protect Our Democracy”

Sen. Manchin Calls for Biden to Be Removed from Office after Latest Tax Hike Plan

“We’ve Done a Pretty Good Job”: Biden Pats Himself on the Back as America Enters 2nd Great Depression

Biden Pledges More Drag Queen Story Hours on Phone Call with Mississippi Governor

Biden Offers To Send “George Floyd Superweapon” to the Ukraine

Democrats Turn on Biden after He Praises George Washington

Biden Eats Banana While Saying “We Ain’t a Banana Republic, Jack”

DA Alvin Bragg Attempts to Intimidate Political Opposition By Claiming They’re Attempting to “Intimidate Political Opposition”

OOPS: Biden Makes Leprechaun Joke During Meeting with Irish PM

KJP Demands Red States Make Abortion “Safe, Legal, and Common” during Press Briefing

Senator Fetterman Decides He’s Trans While in Hospital

Biden Receives Huge Donations from All the Bankers He Saved By Bailing Out SVB

Janet Yellen Argues Bailing Out Rich Banker, VC Fund Managers Critical to “Saving Our Democracy”

Nancy Pelosi Feuds with Biden as Stock Market Crashes

Biden Hammered for “I’d Like to Sniff Them” Remark During “Moms Demand Action” Meeting

Biden Announces “Hugs and Kisses” Campaign to Free Americans Kidnapped by Mexican Cartels

BREAKING: Fauci Dies of Heart Attack During Live Stream on Vaccine Being Safe and Effective

BREAKING: Kamala Caught on Tape Pushing Biden Down Air Force 1 Stairs

Scammers Use Biden’s “Consumer Protection” Order to Make Millions Off New Scams

OOPS: Biden Accidentally Admits He Profitted Hugely from Hunter’s Lobbying Activities

Biden To Give Speeches in Spanish after Latest Speech Goes Terribly

Team Biden Champions Respect for “Our Democracy” after Reauthorizing Secret Police

BREAKING: Abbott Arrests Fauci after Explosive Lab Leak Findings

Pentagon Hires Wall Street to Attack China with “Weaponized Debt Bombs”

Brain Dead Brandon Claims Inflation a Good Thing Because It “Makes Profits Go Up”

BREAKING: Audit of Ukraine Aid Finds $20 Million Ended Up in Hunter’s Pocket

BREAKING: Biden Pledges to Provide Ukraine with Nuclear Weapons

Biden Calls Trump “Racist” for Delivering Water to East Palestine

REPORT: Biden Met, Thanked Hunter’s Paymasters in Ukraine

Biden Pledges to Give Zelensky Funds Earmarked for Ohio During Ukraine Trip