“Pharma Bro” Released from Prison on News that Bidenflation Makes His Drug Price Hikes Look Sensible, Tame
Klaus Schwab Encourages Young People to Start Dressing as Peasants to Make Wind Power Seem Less Out of Place in the 21st Century
Fauci Furious Americans are More Worried about Starving Infants than Covid, Goes on CNN to Chastise the Country
“Another One This Month”: No One Surprised When Clinton Lawyer Disappears after Day 3 of Trial, Found Dead on Beach Two Days Later
Pennsylvania Voters Disappointed to Learn that Dr. Oz Isn’t “The Wizard from that Movie,” But Rather Their Senator
Statistician Finds Positive Correlation Between Size of Security Detail, Belief that Guns for Self-Defense Aren’t Necessary
BLM Claims Newest Mansion Purchase Necessary for “High Living Equity”, Citing Mugabe and Idi Amin as Role Models
WHOOPS: CNN Realizes It Accidentally Criticized Biden, Woke Employees Led By Brian Stelter Go on Strike
YIKES: Hunter Furious, Demands WebMD be Censored After It Describes Crack Addiction as “Not a Healthy Lifestyle”
Helpful Connections: Biden Relying on Hunter’s Chinese Friends for Help Setting Up the Ministry of Truth
“It Wasn’t Heroin, It was PCP, Angel Dust!” Biden’s Disinformation Board Gets in Censorship Squabble with Fox News
Congress Votes to Send All US Tax Revenue to Random Foreign Countries, Spend Nothing In America [SATIRE]
Taliban Condemns US in UN for Allowing “Abhorrent” Sex Crimes Against Children, “Reprehensible” Genital Mutilation Practices [SATIRE]
Fauci Furious Over Paucity of TV Program Appearances, Demands Stations Start Bringing Him on Again [SATIRE]
BREAKING: FBI Says It’s Too Busy Investigating “Structural Racism” To Deal with Thugs Attacking SCOTUS Justices [SATIRE]
