NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.
It’s a day that ends in “y” and so it’s another bad one for the Biden Administration, this time not just because of the world situation deteriorating faster than their lies can keep up with what is going on, but also because Biden went ahead and exposed his senility during a speech on semi-conductor chips.
That came during the part of the speech where Biden was supposed to be talking about how Bidenomics was leading to a bright and wonderful America but, instead of doing that, jumped around a bit then started talking about Lays potato chips. He said:
“Look, a little over a year ago, I signed the bipartisan CHIPS and Science Act. That act did two things. Excuse me, I have a little bit of a cold. First, it’s a historic investment in bringing the semiconductor industry back to America. We invented the semiconductors — those little computer chips that are about the size of the tip of your little finger. They affect nearly everything in our lives from cellphones, to automobiles, to refrigerators, to the most sophisticated weapons systems we have.
“America invented these chips. But over time, we went from producing nearly 40 percent of the world’s chips down to producing just over 10 percent. And as a result of the CHIPS and Science Act, the semiconductor companies all over the world are investing over a hundred billion dollars to bring chip production back to the United States. I’ve visited almost every major center, starting from South Korea on, and they want to be here, building the chips here in America.”
He continued, looking away from the teleprompter. “And look, Americans can eat a lot of chips. Heck, Jack, I know I can. And the bad orange man’s waistline says that he can as well. Heh! So don’t be telling old Joe this is nonsense, because it ain’t. It’s real deal stuff. Bidenomics is great. I mean, just think about all the chips we can have after investing all these billions in frying them. Whoever knew it was so expensive? I tell ya what, though, it was planned from the start. Yep. They wanted to put the chips plants in Arizona so that the heat could fry the potatoes and they could save on energy. And that’s the truth, Jack.”
“So we’re gonna gave a bunch of em. They’re real crispy and delicious. You ever try BBQ chips? I love those darn things, but Jill won’t let me eat em that often. She says I have to cut out unhealthy stuff from diet. I say I’m about to die anyway, but whatever. Sometimes the CIA sneaks me a few bags of…well they sneak Hunter a few bags too if you know what I mean.”
Dr. Jill Biden then stormed on stage and led Joe off by his ear, presumably to yell at him for making a fool of himself and for sneaking potato chips into his diet.