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Trump Shocked Biden Won’t Agree to Having Redo Election

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    Former President Donald Trump recently made a bold call for a changed approach to dealing with election fraud and voter fraud in a post on Truth Social, saying that we need to go so far as to terminate the Constitution so that his 2020 loss, one many believe to be the result of interference from Twitter, can be avenged. As he put it:

    So, with the revelation of MASSIVE & WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION in working closely with Big Tech Companies, the DNC, & the Democrat Party, do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great “Founders” did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!

    Well, unsurprisingly to most, Current President Slow Joe Biden wasn’t a huge fan of that idea. Instead, Biden suggested not doing that and instead just “waiting till…you know, Jack, the next one!” when speaking with staffers in the White House about if he would accede to Trump’s demand for a redo or not. According to one of our sources, Biden said:

    “Heck no, now why would I want to do that? Sounds like a terrible deal for me! Right now I’m president and can have all the ice cream I want. Even rum raisin! Jill never lets me have that at home, but now I can threaten her with nukes if she tells me to slow down on the Strawberry or whatever. It’s awesome! But if I have to run again right now I might now win. You know, I heard that African fellow that bought Twitter might not even censor my opponents. That’s too bad, because he’s a whole lot more of a clean and articulate African than Obama, I’ll tell you what.”

    Biden then apparently wandered off to find more ice cream and left the discussion there.

    Trump reacted quite negatively to the news on Truth Social, saying: “Slow Joe is SCARED of finding out what REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS think of 2020 and how they’ll certainly vote  when given the opportunity to run him out of town! Big things could happen for America, but Slow Joe won’t let them. SAD! Time to start fighting back, America! WAKE UP!”

    Trump also reportedly told Jack Posobiec, who was at Mar-a-Lago with him at the time of his response, that “the gloves are coming off”  and he “wouldn’t make the same mistake of hesitating at the Rubicon next time.” We can only hope so, though if the regime lets him approach it again is doubtful.

    By: Gen Z Conservative, editor of Follow me on Facebook and Subscribe to My Email List

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