“You Can No Longer Mock Me Online”: Kamala Announces New “Digital Discrimination” Policy

“Beau Died Because People Didn’t Recycle”: Biden Lies Again During “Recycling Day” Proclamation

“Dr. Jill’s a Real Doctor!” Biden Yells after She Can’t Help Man Suffering from Heart Attack

“Get Stronger, Just Like You”: Biden Creepily Grabs Indonesian President’s Bicep during Meeting

“Tornadoes are Scary, Jack”: Biden Mumbles about Himself in Third Person, Declares America “Totally Rebuilt”

Biden Bans “Hate Speech” on “World Freedom Day”

Israeli President Hangs Up on Kamala Over Her Cackling

“Beau Died Fighting for Unions”: Biden Lies Again about Son’s Death to Win Sympathy

“We’ll Take all 2.5 Million Gazans”: Admin Official Accidentally Reveals Biden Admin’s Policy Toward Gazan Refugees

“Bidenomics Means More Foreign Aid”: Biden Spends “Bidenomics” Speech Rambling about Israel, Ukraine Funding

“AI Could Edit My Speeches Because AI is AI and AI is Smart”: VP Harris Gives Word Salad AI Speech

“Well Your 401ks Were Better Under the Other Guy”: Biden Makes Embarassing Economic Admission

“Hunter’s Friends Need Our Help”: KJP Chastizes Republicans for Foreign Policy Concerns

“Sure, My Party is Anti-Israel…But Republicans are the Real Anti-Semites,” Biden Yells During Speech

“Beau Died in a Mass Shooting”: Biden Again Lies about Son’s Death, This Time to Push Gun Control

“He’s Real Mean, He Said I’m Still Impeached!”: Biden’s Joke about New Speaker Flops Horribly

“Is Hunter in Gaza”: Confused Biden Brings Up His Son in Cringe-Inducing Moment

“They’re Real Crunchy”: Biden Gets Confused When Talking about Semi-Conductor Chips

“We Need to Develop Palestinian Industry”: Biden Sides with Gaza During “Minority Enterprise” Speech

“Use Candles”: Biden Announces New Plan to “Cut Climate Pollution”

“You’re Welcome, Hamas”: Biden Bows to Pressure from “The Squad,” Sends Aid to Palestine

Israel, Hamas Hide War Crimes Evidence on Hunter Biden’s Computer so Democrats Won’t Look

“Wait, So Who Do We Bomb?”: Biden Gets Confused During Statment Supporting Israel and Palestine

“Did Y’all Know Pablo?”: Biden Infuriates Latino Leaders During Meeting