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“We’re So Glad They’re Here to Rob Stores”: Biden Expostulates on “Venezuelan Diaspora”

“It Was Hot Yesterday, Jack”: Biden Explains Urgency of Climate Policy

“Beau Died of AIDS”: Biden Lies Again about Son’s Death to Win Sympathy

“Hunter Said He Wants to Visit for…You Know, The Thing”: Team Biden Central America Trip Goes Awry

“We Must Save Our Democracy Because Democracy Is Good”: Kamala Rambles Yet Again, This Time about Democracy

“Well Because the Recession is Happening”: Biden Makes Embrassing Admission during Speech on the Economy

“Hostage Taking is…Bad”: Kamala Gives Word Salad on Israel Situation

“Thanksgiving Is Racist”: Biden Stuns with Thanksgiving Proclamation

“The CIA Did It”: Biden Accidentally Drops JFK Assassination Bombshell

“Small Businesses Can Invest in Hunter”: Team Biden Announces New Small Business “Investment” Program

“Well, and They Paid Hunter to Get Me to Say This”: Biden Explains US Foreign Policy

“They Were Real Nice to Hunter”: Biden Explains Investment in China

Hillary Cuts Herself $2 Million Check from “Women’s Empowerment” Funding

“You Can No Longer Mock Me Online”: Kamala Announces New “Digital Discrimination” Policy

“Beau Died Because People Didn’t Recycle”: Biden Lies Again During “Recycling Day” Proclamation

“Dr. Jill’s a Real Doctor!” Biden Yells after She Can’t Help Man Suffering from Heart Attack

“Get Stronger, Just Like You”: Biden Creepily Grabs Indonesian President’s Bicep during Meeting

“Tornadoes are Scary, Jack”: Biden Mumbles about Himself in Third Person, Declares America “Totally Rebuilt”

Biden Bans “Hate Speech” on “World Freedom Day”

Israeli President Hangs Up on Kamala Over Her Cackling