“Gotta Keep The Money Printers Going, Jack”: Biden Belies McCarthy’s Pledges with Shockingly Honest Statement

“Trans Women are Women”: Dr. Jill Causes Choas Moroccan Women’s Rights Summit

LGBTQ+ Lobby Infuriated after Biden Declares June “Black Music Month,” Replacing “Pride Month”

“We Got Everything We Wanted”: Senile President Outmaneuvers McCarthy, Gloats While Patting Him on the Head

“Hunter was Arrested?” Biden Marine One Briefing Goes from Terrible to Disaster

Ilhan Omar Starts Screaming about Israel during Biden Speech on Anti-Semitism

“The Founders Never Intended for You to Own Guns”: KJP Stuns with Press Briefing Assertion

“So They Weren’t Defunded?” KJP Humiliated by Policing Question during White House Briefing

Biden Interrupted by Delaware Plumber Demanding Payment When Haraunging McCarthy Over Necessity of “Paying Bills”

“I Won’t Protect Wealthy Tax Cheats…Except Hunter”: Biden Slips Up During Speech, Makes Shocking Admission

“Gotta Keep the Kickbacks Coming”: Leaked Draft of G7 Statement on Ukraine Lets Slip the Truth about Western Support

Report: Biden Breaks Arm Falling Down Air Force 1 Ramp, Has to Postpone International Meeting

Biden Announces Hunter Has Hepatitis from Crack Needles on “National Hepatitis Testing Day”

Kamala Accidentally Invites Hunter’s Crack Dealer to “Entrepreneurs of Color” Summit

Biden Keeps Calling President of SpaIn “My Little Mexican Friend”

“Congress Must Do More…Like Getting Rid of the Second Amendment”: Joe Stuns with New Op-Ed

“You’ll Soon Have 1 Million Mexicans Working with You”: Biden gives Ominous “Congrats” to Steel Workers

“A Distraction”: Biden Gets Ever More Desperate to Avoid Border Situation

Team Biden Pats Itself on the Back for Inflation, Leaves Out Crucial Number

With Tucker Gone, Fox News Goes Full Lib on Gun Control

Kamala Blames Trump for Shooting Tragedy in Texas

Biden Comes Up with Wacky New Metric for Calculating Unemployment to Make Dismal Data Look Better

The Four Derby Horses that Died Were Vaccinated, Fauci Admits

Brandon Declares Illegal Immigration Was “Solved” by Not Calling Them Illegal Immigrants