“Almost as Good as Jazz, Jack”: Biden Attempt to Give Juneteenth Concert Speech, Draws Racism Accusation
“Trump Had Too Many RINOs in His Cabinet…And That’s Why We Hired All Of Them”: DeSantis Makes Stunning Announcement
“Gotta Keep The Money Printers Going, Jack”: Biden Belies McCarthy’s Pledges with Shockingly Honest Statement
“We Got Everything We Wanted”: Senile President Outmaneuvers McCarthy, Gloats While Patting Him on the Head
Biden Interrupted by Delaware Plumber Demanding Payment When Haraunging McCarthy Over Necessity of “Paying Bills”
“I Won’t Protect Wealthy Tax Cheats…Except Hunter”: Biden Slips Up During Speech, Makes Shocking Admission
“Gotta Keep the Kickbacks Coming”: Leaked Draft of G7 Statement on Ukraine Lets Slip the Truth about Western Support