“Hunter Even Promised to Not Eat an Elephant”: Biden Gives Insane Speech on Endangered Animals

Biden Demands More Resources for Spying on Americans in Shocking Speech

“Mission Accomplished”: Team Biden Trots Out Bush-Era Slogan after Bombing Iraq

“How Many Billions Do You Want?”: Biden “Negotiates” for Release of Americans Held Hostage in Venezuela

“Inflation Makes Your Numbers Go Up”: Biden Makes Crazy Speech to Chamber of Commerce

“She Woulda Stopped Trump”: Biden Rambles about Trump During Sanda Day O’Connor Speech

“This Would Have Stopped Me”: Kamala Harris Reflects on Career As Prosecutor in Law Enforcement Accountability Speech

“Hunter Knows We Need Lower Drug Prices”: Biden Flubs Prescription Drug Speech

“Well Not Those”: Biden Attacks First, Second Amendments During Bill of Rights Day Speech

“Hurricanes Never Happened Before Climate Change”: Biden Stuns with Wild Claim

“We Gotta Destroy the Racist Bridges”: Biden Describes Infrastructure Plans

“Uganda’s Stance on LGBTQ+ Rights Matters Deeply To Us”: Biden Panders on Foreign Policy

“Hunter Meet Any of You Fellas in the Clink?”: Biden Outrages African American Businessmen

“Like Hunter?”: Biden Adviser Heckled During Housing Shortage Speech

“Hunter Brought a Peace Pipe”: Biden Angers Native American Groups

“We Don’t Know Which Interest Group to Back”: Kamala Explains Biden’s Slow Response to Israel Situation

“We’re So Glad They’re Here to Rob Stores”: Biden Expostulates on “Venezuelan Diaspora”

“It Was Hot Yesterday, Jack”: Biden Explains Urgency of Climate Policy

“Beau Died of AIDS”: Biden Lies Again about Son’s Death to Win Sympathy

“Hunter Said He Wants to Visit for…You Know, The Thing”: Team Biden Central America Trip Goes Awry

“We Must Save Our Democracy Because Democracy Is Good”: Kamala Rambles Yet Again, This Time about Democracy

“Well Because the Recession is Happening”: Biden Makes Embrassing Admission during Speech on the Economy

“Hostage Taking is…Bad”: Kamala Gives Word Salad on Israel Situation

“Thanksgiving Is Racist”: Biden Stuns with Thanksgiving Proclamation