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OOPS: White House Put on Lockdown after Biden Goes Missing, Found Napping in a Closet

To Make Financial Corruption Problems Go Away, Black Lives Matter Founder Runs For Office

Disney Relocates Its Orlando Theme Parks Outside Chinese Uighur Camps for Freer and More Inclusive Environments

Confusion Reigns as Biden Orders Seizure of “AR-14s,” Refused to Clarify What He Meant to ATF

FBI Shocked to Discover that Democrats Commit Crimes Too

Inflation Solved! Newsom Lowers Gas Prices a Full $1 by Straining Oil from His Hair, Replenishing World Oil Stockpile

OOPS: Biden Admin Forced to Leave White House after Hunter Sells It to China

Furious Over Lifting of Mask Mandate, Fauci Threatens America with “Double Secret Probation” Lockdown [SATIRE]

Cow Fart Expert Breaks Down When Warning Americans that Unless they Stop Eating All Beef Now, Everyone Will Die

BREAKING: Trump, Dressed as Easter Bunny, Launches Coup, Takes Over the White House [SATIRE]

REPORT: Putin Furious to Learn Easter Bunny-Disguised KGB Agent Receiving So Much Attention [SATIRE]

Biden Furious to Discover White House “Nap Room” Really a Nuclear Bunker that He’s Not Supposed to Be Hanging Out In

EMBARASSING: BLM Protester Hopes No One Finds Out Her Phone, Coffee, Clothing Made with Slave Labor

4/20 SURPISE: Biden Appoints Hunter “Drug Czar” in Confusion Over What Position Entails, Need for Cash [SATIRE]

BREAKING: FBI Embarrased after All Its Agents, 3 Non-FBI Civilians Arrested as Part of Crackdown on “Insurrectionist” Groups

BREAKING: Biden Hires Elmer Fudd to Keep Rabbits Away from Him in the Future [SATIRE]

Elon Offers to Buy CNN for $1, Turn It Into a News Network

BREAKING: BLM Declares Eater Bunnies Racist, Colin Kaepernick Tackles One as Part of NFL Tryouts [SATIRE]

Parents Furious When Free Crack Pipes, Hormone Blockers Found in White House Easter Eggs [SATIRE]

Slow Joe Gets Lost During White House Easter Egg Hunt [Humor]