NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden just had yet another gaffe embarrassment, this time when speaking to campaign donors about why he’s running for president. Beginning he did his usual mumble routine and, a couple of minutes in, couldn’t figure out if the microphone was working. Here’s that bit: And, look, you know, all of you being here, I don’t know why you’d ever leave here. (Laughter.) It’s magnificent. And I want to thank you. You know, I’ve met a lot of world leaders. And I — I come at…
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NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden’s White House just released a statement in which it claimed to be ready to start “investing in America,” which the statement made sound like it was going to use taxpayer dollars to fund businesses supported by the Biden regime, which is to say woke ones. It said, in part: During the tour, President Biden and leaders across the Administration will travel directly to communities benefitting from President Biden’s Investing in America agenda. This includes communities seeing new manufacturing and clean energy investments spurred…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden stunned union members when he gave a speech in Pennsylvania yesterday. That’s because, during it, he decided to roll out the announcement of his new “anti-racist” economic policy and inform all of them that their jobs would be shipped to various places in Southeast Asia, mainly Indonesia. It began with Biden doing the usual Democrat rigamarole and pretending to be someone who cares about the common man and union worker, even though he’s lived like a parasite off of their tax dollars his whole…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The Biden Administration, hilariously but infuriatingly, appears to have charged those who showed up to listen to his recent speech on junk fees a junk fee to listen to the speech. In it, he said, in part: In my State of the Union Address, I outlined our fight against junk fees — to end junk fees: these hidden charges that companies sneak into your bill to make you pay more and without you really knowing it initially. Junk fees are not a matter for the…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was an embarrassing speech for his administration that Biden gave on the morning of Thursday, June 15. That’s because, during it, he woke up from his senility-induced slumber and was rightly horrified at what his party had been using him to do on the illegal immigration front, and so the old Biden came out and he called for the deportation of all illegals. The speech began about as could be expected, with Biden saying that illegal immigrants, many of whom have committed crimes, are…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. During a recent White House event about a “Juneteenth concert,” Biden was attempting to shore up his support with black voters, many of whom are suggesting that they won’t vote because they’re so tired of his pandering and the terrible economy he has created. He began by saying: Tonight’s performers help us feel the power of Juneteenth and Black Music Month, among other things. As Kamala described earlier to honor the true meaning of Juneteenth, our entire administration is continuing the charge forward to literally…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was an awkward moment at the White House press briefing on June 13th when KJP, herself black and a lesbian, proudly announced that Biden would be pushing Juneteenth again this year, something that many conservative commentators claim is an attempt to replace the Fourth of July with a “diverse” holiday. Only this time, it wasn’t the right that ruined the party. Rather, it was a collection of gay journalists, all of whom are on the left, that lost it when KJP started her press…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Vice President Kamala Harris today gave a speech to a collection of student athletes and their families about the importance of athletics to college campuses and the positive effects that the hard work, dedication, and talent shown by such student athletes can have on college campuses. So far as Kamala’s speeches go, it was less bad than normal. But it went from “wow she’s not doing the word salad thing this time” to “uh oh” just a few paragraphs in, when President Biden stood up,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The Biden White House just released a statement on the wildfires in Canada that have covered much of the United States in smoke. In the statement, it described what the administration has so far done to fight wildfires, which is mainly spend money on diversity-related enterprises, and also said: More than 100 million Americans are under Air Quality Index Alerts due to smoke drift from historic wildfire activity throughout Canada, which is facing one of its worst wildfire seasons on record. There are over 425…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden sat down with the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom to speak about the continued need for economic cooperation between the United States and United Kingdom in the new century. Why they waited until a quarter of the way through the century to discuss such things was unclear…but, alas, the demented moron and Indian man finally got around to discussing what the US-UK economic ties should be in the future. Beginning, Biden said: Today the United States and the United Kingdom are announcing…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got more than a tad awkward when, during a recent meeting…in the Oval Office, Biden asked if he’d be taken to India when he looked up and saw that the United Kingdom’s Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, is Indian instead of Anglo-Saxon. The dubious merits of that aside, it was an awkward moment for Biden given his party’s reliance on woke race politics. It happened toward the beginning of the speech, when Biden was staring intently at the teleprompter instead of at the Prime Minister,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. “We…uhh…in Florida, we don’t hire RINOs, we hire patriots!” Ron DeSantis said toward the beginning of a recent speech meant to rally support for his already flagging, though well-funded from pharmaceutical company dollars, 2024 presidential campaign. “And that’s why,” the Florida governor said in his characteristically nasal voice, “you need to vote for me instead of that bad orange man, Donald Trump.” The comment received a smattering of applause from people associated with the DeSantis campaign, though most in the crowd were already checking their…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden decided to give a speech on what would have been the budget crisis if Speaker McCarthy had a spine. In the speech, Biden’s honest admissions showed that McCarthy’s pledges the bill was pro-fiscal responsibility were a lie and that the money printers, and thus inflation, would not even be slowed down, much less stopped by the new budget agreement. Beginning his speech, Biden tried to make the bill look great to everyone and like it would lead to many more jobs for American workers,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things at a pro-women’s rights summit in Morocco turned from cringe to chaos when Dr. Jill Biden arrived and, as is her wont, caused chaos and fury by making the event all about her views and what she wanted. She did so by being one of the few Americans willing to try and spread “Pride” month to the Middle East and North Africa, an effort that resulted in disaster. She did so in what would have been the middle of her speech to the assembly,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Can a month be multiple things? Can it be both Pride Month and Black Music Month? That’s a question the Biden regime is now trying to answer in the affirmative after outrage grew when it declared June Black Music Month. President Biden did so in a statement, saying, in a speech he gave while wearing a gold chain and kente cloth scarf: During Black Music Month, we pay homage to legends of American music, who have composed the soundtrack of American life. Their creativity has…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such, President Biden beat McCarthy. As could be predicted, McCarthy folded like a lawn chair after pretending he would put up a fight that would make Leonidas and the 300 blush. So, Biden the senile moron that beat the best the GOP has to offer, got to gloat. And that he did in a recent press conference, saying: We’ve got good news. We’ve got a — I just spoke with Speaker McCarthy, and we’ve reached a bipartisan budget agreement that we’re ready to move to the…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Slow Joe Biden went ahead and did yet another press conference that went poorly on Tuesday morning, when walking to Marine One from the White House. It began with him saying that he had a “feeling” that the debt negotiations were over and McCarthy was just going to do what the Democrats want, saying: Look, you know I never say I’m confident what the Congress is going to do. But I feel very good about it. I’ve spoken with a number of the members.…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such, Despite his party being full of anti-semites like Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, among many others, President Joe Biden decided to attack the right as being anti-semitic during a speech on Thursday, saying: Six years ago, Neo-Nazis marched from the shadows through Charlottesville, Virginia, chanting, “Jews will not replace us.” With torches in hand, they spewed the same antisemitic bile and hate that were heard across Europe in the 1930s. What happened in Charlottesville—the horror of that moment, the violence that followed, and the threat…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Given that President Biden took an oath to protect and defend the US Constitution, is his Administration looking to fight on behalf of the 2nd Amendment by expanding gun rights? Lol, no. Quite the opposite, in fact. Using the one-year anniversary of the Uvalde shooting to score political points, KJP said, during today’s press briefing: Look, the families of these 19 children and 2 teachers, the 17 others who were injured, the entire community that is still mourning — they are in the President’s prayers.…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Much as the Democrats and their allies in the media and “non-profit” complex might have whined about the police following George Floyd’s fentanyl overdose, they aren’t willing to defund all the police. They’ll defund the ones that protect normal people, sure. But not cops that stand ready to defend the elites. Such is what became very apparent during yesterday’s White House briefing, during which Karine Jean Pierre spoke on the supposed terrorist attack on the White House and noted that the police got involved in…