NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was a normal day for Biden and the Biden Administration, which is to say an absolute disaster, when Biden spoke about the unresolved conflict between the Big Three automakers and the UAW, or United Auto Workers, and ended up rambling about how the end of auto production would be good for the environment. Beginning, Biden did his usual sort of ramble about nothing, telling the bored crowd: I’d like to say a few words about the contract negotiations between the United Auto Workers and…
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NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Another day that ends in y means another day in which President Biden causes chaos by saying what he shouldn’t. Wednesday was no exception, as he used that day to tell everyone that the reason for the US aid to Ukraine and the man chosen to take it there was that Hunter was going along to collect a share for himself and the Biden family. Speaking on the matter, Biden said: Today, I am proud to announce that I am appointing Penny Pritzker to serve as…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden continues to claim he has been successful in fighting inflation, an absolute absurd point of view on his part given the dramatically and painfully increasing prices that many Americans are struggling to pay for as Bidenflation rages out of control. “Today’s report provides more evidence that core inflation is trending down toward pre-pandemic levels at a time when employment remains strong. Unemployment has remained below 4% for 19 months in a row, the share of working age Americans with a job is the highest…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was another bad day to Biden, this time thanks to his utter inability to hold his tongue when the crowd to which he was speaking expressed some degree of down that his economic plans, which he calls “Bidenomics,” will show any degree of success in turning the economy around. He said, when trying to convince the gathered few dozen people who could be scraped up to listen, that his plans would be wonderful whereas the dastardly Republicans wanted to steal the very bread out…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s another day that ends in “y” and so it’s another day of President Slow Joe Biden embarrassing the United States on the world stage, this time by admitting that he lied about the reason his handlers sent him to Alaska for 9/11, much to the painful embarrassment of everyone in the room. Beginning, he first read off of the script, lying about the real reason, and then muttered about economics and a “partnership” between the US and Vietnam. He said: I’ll be going from…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such President Joe Biden recently traveled to Vietnam for…some sort of state visit that would keep him from making a fool of himself back home in America and give him time to relax on vacation without having to admit that he was on yet another weekend jaunt instead of working. So he traveled to Vietnam and gave a bizarre speech that started with his comments on an earthquake in Morocco and ended with him rambling about the Vietnam War and its flight from the country when…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. As America heads toward another election, Biden tried to burnish his foreign policy and anti-terrorism credentials by releasing a “National Days of Prayer and Remembrance” statement about 9/11. Well, the Taliban found it and used it to make a hilarious video of the president, mocking him for his weakness in the face of their advance in August of 2021. The video began with an AI-generated video of Biden looking at his watch and eating ice cream while flag-covered coffins rolled past, with Biden’s voice said:…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was another embarrassing day for the Biden Administration, though this time, it was Kamala Harris to blame rather than Joe Biden. She, bizarrely, echoed Julius Caesar and Douglas MacArthur in speaking about herself in the third person when describing what happened during her meeting with the Indonesian Prime Minister. That came at the tail end of her trip to Indonesia, with VP Harris appearing before a small press gaggle outside of the US embassy and saying: Vice President Kamala Harris met today with Indonesian…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden’s Labor Day speech to Pennsylvania steel workers was just as much of a boondoggle as anyone might have expected, with the president going off course during his speech and talking about Hunter’s influence peddling op when he was trying to make his life relatable to the blue collar workers. That came when Biden started rambling about computers and how they’ve changed industry…a full few decades after they changed industry. He said: When I look out at this crowd, I see folks in my neighborhood…
Note: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden tried giving a speech to union workers at a steel shop in Pennsylvania for labor day and, predictably for the guy who has spent his whole life in government, it was a disaster. That’s because Joe, though he tried framing himself as a middle American tribune of the people, ended up letting his elitism slip with a climate change remark. That came when he was trying to contrast himself favorably with Trump by lying about the jobs situation and general economic situation in America,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. At a time when many Americans are struggling to make ends meet in the wake of painfully high inflation, a recession looks right around the corner, and drugs from China are flowing into America through the southern border, killing thousands of Americans every month, what is Joe Biden up to? Trying not to make himself laugh to hard when joking about the problems Americans are facing. Such is what happened again on Thursday, when Biden was supposed to give a speech about overdoses and how…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Dr. Jill recently decided to appear at a school and give a speech on the state of education in America, which was likely meant to give her the opportunity to do photo ops with young kids and make her husband’s administration look more human and caring after the disaster that was his Hawaii response. It ended poorly when she started yelling at a young child. Beginning, she started off by doing her usual, bragging about how wonderful she is and how much she has helped…
Note: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden came out with “big” news on Tuesday, telling the country that under his administration’s aegis, Medicare would be taking action to lower the price of prescription drugs. Though a commendable initiative at first glance, Americans were furious when they found out the reason was that Biden thought doing so would help Hunter get cheaper crack cocaine. In his speech announcing the initiative, Biden did his usual thing and rambled on for a long, long while before making his usual sort of gaffe that got…
Note: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Another day, another humiliating gaffe from the Biden Adminstration’s terrible Vice President, cackling Kamala Harris. Such was the case on Sunday with her speech on Civil Rights and the March on Washington, during which she reverted to Democrat debate form and attacked Slow Joe for being racist. The speech started off as one would expect, with Kamala droning on with far too many words as the crowd tried to not laugh at her word salad speech and clumsy attempts to connect the desegregation efforts with…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s another day in America and so it’s another day of our politicians focusing on what is happening half a world away in the corrupt oligarchy of Ukraine rather than here at home, where natural disaster are ruining the lives of those the American government should be putting before Ukrainian gangsters. But, alas, it’s Biden’s America. So Americans are ignored and the country that paid his son millions is getting all the attention from Biden, who slipped up “bigly” in his speech for Ukraine’s independence…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Joining in the inevitable, pointless, and continual handwringing over the Earth going through natural heating and cooling cycles over time, President Biden decided to release a statement blaming “climate change” for the hurricane hitting California with a veritable tsunami of rain. Shockingly, he didn’t proceed by ignoring that California also had a recent drought and that too was blamed on climate change. Rather, he admitted that and claimed that both are true at the same time. Beginning, Biden argued that his administration has done lots…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden’s son Beau Biden, who unlike Hunter was a somewhat productive member of society, died of brain cancer when he was 46 years old. A tragic death, to be sure, but Biden has routinely lied about it to try to make himself more relatable to those hurt by his policies. He’s said Beau died during George W. Bush’s invasion of Iraq. He’s said Beau was killed by a hurricane. And now he’s said that Beau died in a wildfire. That came when Biden…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden recently faced a huge amount of criticism over its laissez-faire approach to the utter disaster in Hawaii in which perhaps 1000 children were burnt to death because the climate crazies didn’t want to use water to put out the fires. So, it tried to get ahead of such drama by responding to Hurricane Hilary quickly and getting Biden to get up and give a quick speech on it. Predictably, that went terribly, as they gave Biden enough stimulants that he tried to improvise…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was another normal day of nonsense at the Biden White House, with one of the woke staffers assigned to dealing with lying to the American people about what the Administration is up to having a rough time doing so in the face of hackers determined to make the administration look bad. It began with the claims about what President Biden and Japanese Prime Minister Fumio discussed, with the hackers mocking the statement’s ridiculous emphasis on the Ukraine despite Japan being a country half a…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden recently gave a speech on inflation, claiming during the speech that he has beaten the scourge that has destroyed the finances of families across the country and wreaked havoc in industry and finance by devaluing the dollar. As could be predicted, President Brandon claimed he was doing a great job, telling the gathered crowd of Democrats: Everyone was telling us there is no possibility with the divided Congress — the way it was — that we could get it done. And you…