NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The Biden Administration remains in charge and so disaster continues to result whenever they trot out President Joe Biden to…appear and try to look like anything other than a mummy (he normally fails), particularly when Biden is allowed to speak instead of just standing, grinning, and shaking hands. Such was the case, though worse than usual, on Monday. Then, President Biden met with the President of Indonesia and, instead of just mumbling and rambling about how wonderful Indonesian yams and history are, decided to ramble…
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NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What’s going on in the Biden Administration? Nothing good. Lately, it’s been a mix of spastic bombing campaigns and calls for ceasefire, as if America can conceivably be successful in bombing Iran with one hand while demanding everyone just calm down with the other. But while the potentially thermonuclear disaster in the Middle East…and Eastern Europe…and Taiwan Straight continues to unfold, Team Biden is declaring victory at home in America’s infrastructure buildup. Biden explained as much to a dubious crowd during a speech on infrastructure,…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. How’s Team Biden doing? Well, it angered the left wing of its party by siding with Israel over Palestine and Hamas, so now it’s trying to win them back before 2024 to stave off disaster, with it looking like step one of its doing so is banning free speech under the guise of combatting “hate speech.” That came on World Freedom Day, and what’s more, it was announced during Biden’s World Freedom Day proclamation, which he began by saying: Around the globe, we are seeing…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Vice President Kamala Harris just had a call with President Herzog of Israel about the situation in the country and in Gaza. While the White House claims it went well, the reality is anything but. According to furious insiders, the call went so poorly thanks to Kamala’s lack of preparation, meaningless monologues, and cackling that President Herzog hung up. The White House’s summary of the call made it sound like a success, saying, “Vice President Kamala Harris today spoke with President Isaac Herzog of Israel…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. One of Biden’s recurrent gaffes and lies is that, whenever he feels the need to try and garner sympathy from a crowd, he lies about the cause of death for his son Beau, who died in his forties just a few years ago. Though a tragedy, Beau’s death of brain cancer has mostly just been a political prop Biden uses. When a police officer shoots a thug, Beau died of police brutality while trying to stop racism. When terrorists act up abroad, Beau died in…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. One of Team Biden’s officials is on the ground in the Gaza-Israel-Egypt area, presumably to sort out where humanitarian aid is going and try to find out how Israel can save face after the brutal raid on its territory without wiping the Palestinians off the face of the Earth, as it earlier appeared ready to do. Apparently, that Team Biden strategy is to import millions of Palestinians into America so that they no longer cause trouble for Israel but there no massive campaign of bloodshed…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. American citizens are severely struggling economically. So, what’s President Joe Biden up to? He’s rambling to them, even in his speeches on Bidenomics and how he plans to help them, not on how he plans to effect an economic turnaround in America, but instead on how he plans to send yet more of their tax dollars to the Ukraine and Israel. In a recent Bidenomics speech, for example, he said: Today, thanks to concerted American leadership, we’re in a situation where safe passage for wounded…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Notoriously terrible public speaker VP Kamala Harris just had to give another speech, this on on AI, and, during the speech, showed how great AI would be if it could get her to say something other than a meaningless word salad of buzzwords when speaking. Beginning her rambling speech on AI, she said: So, tomorrow, I will participate in Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s Global Summit on AI Safety to continue to advance global collaboration on the safe and responsible use of AI. Today, I will…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The increasingly senile president decided to ramble and rave about the “retirement security” of Americans during a recent speech, attacking banks for “fees” and then proceeding to admit that the stock market was in a much more pleasant spot under Trump…leading to his team dragging him off the stage before he could make a bigger fool of himself. Beginning, he said: I ran for President to make sure our economy works for everyone — at least gives everyone and equal shot — and to build…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. White House spox Karine Jean Pierre went ahead and attacked Republicans for not fully and unreservedly backing the administration’s obscene spending abroad, chastising them for not fully backing Hunter Biden’s business associates abroad. She said: Politicizing our national security interests is a nonstarter. Demanding offsets for meeting core national security needs of the United States—like supporting Israel and defending Ukraine from atrocities and Russian imperialism—would be a break with the normal, bipartisan process and could have devastating implications for our safety and alliances in the…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden just decided, a day after he ordered the potentially World War III instigating bombing of Iranian targets in Syria and while Israeli troops begin to invade the Gaza Strip, that he needed to berate MAGA Republicans for “hate” based on one mass shooting half a decade ago. In that speech, he said: Today marks five years since the deadly shooting at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh – the deadliest act of Antisemitism in our nation’s history. A gunman opened fire on…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. If there’s one thing you can always guarantee, it’s that President Joe Biden will lie about the cause of death of his son Beau Biden, who tragically died young, to push whatever the current thing is. When the tragedy in Afghanistan, one of Team Biden’s own making, happened, Joe was out there claiming that Beau, a Navy veteran, died in the war on terror. When a bridge collapsed in Pennsylvania, Beau died of “failing and racist infrastructure.” When January 6th happened, Beau died “fighting off…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden recently gave a speech on the new GOP speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, saying that he congratulates Johnson on his speakership win but still thinks Johnson is mean because the impeachment effort against him is still on. Biden began by rambling about areas for “bipartisanship,” which the GOP base is strongly against because it often just means the Democrats and Establishment getting whatever they want and us getting nothing, saying: Jill and I congratulate Speaker Johnson on his election. As I said…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden is doing his best to thread the needle between supporting Isreal and not getting the Israel lobby mad while also not angering the Democratic Party’s far-left, anti-Israel base too mad. Such could be seen in a recent statement read off to reporters by Karine Jean Pierre about Israel. She said: Today, President Joseph R. Biden, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada, President Emmanuel Macron of France, Chancellor Olaf Scholz of Germany, Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni of Italy, and Prime Minister Rishi Sunak of…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s a day that ends in “y” and so it’s another bad one for the Biden Administration, this time not just because of the world situation deteriorating faster than their lies can keep up with what is going on, but also because Biden went ahead and exposed his senility during a speech on semi-conductor chips. That came during the part of the speech where Biden was supposed to be talking about how Bidenomics was leading to a bright and wonderful America but, instead of doing…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden just announced that it would be bribing the minority population in America by spending yet more money on “minority enterprise,” whatever that means. In the speech, Biden announced not only yet another almost trillion dollars in deficit spending, but that much of it would be going to the Hamas terrorists in Gaza. Beginning, he said: For too long, minority-owned companies had less access to Government contracts, keeping them from accessing some of the more than $650 billion spent by the Federal Government on…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. An old joke is that before socialists were using candles, they were using electricity. In other words, the insanity of their policies leads to a collapse of the modern systems on which we have grown reliant. Biden apparently didn’t get that that was a joke, as he just announced in a statement on climate policy that he would be encouraging people to use candles so that less electricity would be used, thus lowering emissions. His administration said: Since Day One, the Biden-Harris Administration has advanced…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden and his Administration have so far tried to strike a balanced line with Israel, both supporting it and its war effort to appease the all-powerful Israel Lobby, but also not going too hard on Palestine so as to avoid alienating the hard left. That approach apparently reached a breaking point on Wednesday morning, as the Biden Administration announced that it would be providing aid to Hamas-controlled Palestinians in Gaza…in the midst of a massive war between Hamas and Israel. Such is what Biden announced…
NOE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It all started when Israel blew up a Christian hospital in Palestine (yes, those do exist) by hitting it with a bomb meant to level an entire block of concrete buildings. As could be expected when leveling a crowded structure that no civilized military would attack, the casualties were horrendous. A thousand people died and two thousand were wounded, with both numbers expected to rise dramatically. So, Biden and his administration decided that they needed to at least say something about the horrific incident and…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. As the Democratic Party gets more and more “diverse,” it also spings further out of control in what it supports. Whereas it used to have relatively simple stances on issues like gay rights and Israel (viciferously in support of both), now it has to balance that with also wanting to win over a rising tide of Islamic immigrants that hate both of those things. That leads to conundrums, such as whether to appease its Jewish backers and support Israel, or to jump in with the…