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NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden is 80 years old, and so has many views and thoughts that Americans on his side of the aisle are well past finding acceptable. But, because he is old and mentally infirm, he often lets them slip out anyway, much to the delight of conservatives and fury of his party. Such was the case again recently, with the president having a disastrously bad meeting with “Latino leaders” at the White House. Though his administration tried to make it sound like a roaring…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Defense companies used to be called the dogs of war and war profiteers, as they make money off of bloodshed and slaughter, often even encouraging war so that they could make more money…from the safety of their corporate offices while young men died horribly. Now they are referred to as “defense contractors,” but they otherwise act exactly the same. Such is what President Joe Biden let on in a recent announcement released by his Administration, one which explained the basis for continued US involvement in…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. As the war in Israel rages and it seems like distractions abound for the Biden Administration, it’s focusing on what is important: trying to meet with all the various groups on the oppression spectrum to cobble together a 2024 coalition that can take on former President Donald Trump in 2024. Such is what he was up to on Tuesday, meeting with “70 Latino LGBTQI+ leaders” to talk about AIDs and how the administration is dealing with that. Somehow, gun control also came up, which is…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. When the Biden Administration fled Afghanistan, it left in its wake not just abandoned allies for the Taliban to murder, but also billions of dollars worth of weapons. Thousands upon thousands of small arms, millions of rounds for them, rocket launchers and grenades, all of it was left for the Taliban to make use of as they saw fit. And now much of that has ended up in Palestine and Lebanon, where it is being used against Israelis by Hamas and other Palestinian terrorist organizations…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.  President Joe Biden recently responded to the Hamas attack against Israel by holding a scheduled BBQ event with a live band on the White House lawn, from which he proceeded to make his way to the White House to go to bed. Waking up the next day, he finally went ahead and said something about the incident, promising the Israelis yet more aid. In his statement on the matter, Biden vowed closer than ever ties between the US and Israel and to send it whatever…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The President is a senile fool and so little of note can be expected from him. Even so, it was a particularly bad moment for him when, giving a speech to union members on American manufacturing, he ended up rambling about how great the communist Chinese are at manufacturing. Beginning, he said: Manufacturing is the backbone of our economy, but for the past few decades, we have not always treated it that way.  We were told that trickle-down economics was the only way forward ‑- cutting…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Why did Biden decide to cancel $9 billion in student loan debt? Well, one reason is that he wanted to bribe young people, those generally disappointed in his presidency and burdened by the rising costs created by Bidenflation. The other reason is that he said it will give them more money to spend on getting trans surgeries. Such was announced in his “explainer” press release on the program. Beginning it and describing who would be impacted by the forgiveness plan, the dimwitted president said: President…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden just resumed student loan forgiveness after the Supreme Court told him he couldn’t, canceling billions of dollars of debt for government bureaucrats and liberal arts majors who couldn’t manage to land a career or find a job after spending prodigious sums on their education. Making why he did so crystal clear in a recent speech, Biden said he made the decision so that he could bribe the college-age crowd into voting for him. Beginning, he said: Turning to student debt relief. When…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. During a recent campaign speech. President Slow Joe Biden went on a long, rambling rant about “economic dignity” and his dad, which then turned into a defense of Hunter’s antics in the corrupt cabals of the Third World. He said: Well, folks, first of all, thank you. You know, I was telling some of the folks inside that one of the things that you sort of judge yourself by if you’re in electoral politics is — I know this sounds strange — the caliber of…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The Biden Administration came out swinging against Rep. Matt Gaetz in a recent statement on the budget, with President Joe Biden announcing that Gaetz would be arrested for trying to convince Republicans to not pass a budget that includes funding for “LGBTQIA+ art in Ukraine”. Biden began his statement by explaining the appropriations bill and why what was passed was passed, saying: Last night, Congress passed the spending bill that’s going to keep the government open. And it’s good news for the American people because…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Speaker McCarthy largely backed down on the looming fight over the budget, refusing to take seriously the demands of Gaetz and Co. that the national debt needs to be taken into account and dealt with before it’s too late, if “too late” hasn’t already passed us by. But McCarthy’s bill still wasn’t good enough for President Joe Biden, who raged in a statement that the bill did not provide enough funding for the Ukrainians…despite the more than $100 billion in money and aid already sent…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got crazy this week when President Brandon and his coterie of equally incompetent advisors visited Europe, with Biden making waves by accidentally sneezing on King Charles III and then tipping and falling into the Horse Guards formation, causing chaos and scraping his hands. But before that, KJP traveled to the continent to discuss with her fellow press managers what sort of propaganda they could expect to push out about the meeting, particularly in the realm of diversity and such, as that’s what the administration…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The White House just released a glowing statement on what “Dr.” Jill Biden is doing to help military families, saying that she is going to help develop a children’s art display corner in the White House. It said: “First Lady Jill Biden announced today The Military Children’s Corner, a new art display at the White House dedicated to our nation’s military children. As part of her Joining Forces initiative to support military and veteran families, caregivers, and survivors, Dr. Biden is leveraging art as an educational tool to…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Sure as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, whenever Biden is presented with something which he finds tragic, he tries to be relatable by lying about the death of his son Beau. Beau, unlike Hunter, was not a crackhead nor kicked out of the Navy for using cocaine, so Biden tries using him to score sympathy points whenever he thinks of it, which is normally when something bad happens. First, there was the Afghanistan withdrawal, an utter disaster of Biden’s…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Why does the left love illegal immigration so much? Because, even if the illegals can never vote, or at least are not supposed to do so, their kids can once they are 18, thanks to America’s birth citizenship. So, by importing a few million people a year that have a few million kids a year, a large base of Democrat voters is built up. That issue is already reaching a head thanks to the increasing number of illegal immigrants and children of illegal immigrants present…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.  This time, it was Dr. Jill Biden, not her senile and demented husband,  who embarrassed the administration during what should have been an easy to give speech on cancer and how the Biden Administration is trying to fix it…as if that’s going to happen. In any case, she said, during her speech: “We can’t afford to wait another minute for better solutions, better treatments, better cures. That’s why my husband, President Biden, and I reignited the Biden Cancer Moonshot – our White House initiative to…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. This week, the White House released a brief and not overly descriptive press update about a meeting Biden and his officials had with black politicians and business leaders from around the country. It said: “This week the White House offices of Intergovernmental Affairs, Public Engagement and the National Economic Council convened Black mayors and county officials for a roundtable with philanthropy, unions and nongovernmental organizations (NGOs) to discuss ways to grow and train the local workforce for high-quality jobs made possible by President Biden’s Investing…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Slow Joe Biden appeared in Phoenix to speak about student loan forgiveness and, during his speech, said the quiet part out loud, telling the gathered crowd that the student loan forgiveness program was slow in rolling out because his administration was being careful to ensure that it doesn’t help out conservatives. He said: On Day One of my Administration, I promised to fight for hardworking families and to fix problems in the student loan system that have been failing borrowers for too long. As…

Note: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden just spoke at the UN in what was an absolute doozy of a speech, as after mindless rambling about the situation across the world, he accidentally let the quiet part slip when discussing the woke West’s plan for post-conflict Ukraine. Beginning, he rambled about equity, saying, “The United States seeks a more secure, more prosperous, more equitable world for all people, because we know our future is bound up with yours. And no nation can meet the challenges of today alone.” Continuing, he blamed the…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden’s back to speaking in public after they kept him far out of the public eye on 9/11, and he’s already back to making mistakes and sounding like a trainwreck. Now he’s rambling about the terrible deal his administration struck with Iran, which was to pay $6 billion dollars for five hostages held by Iran. He said: Today, five innocent Americans who were imprisoned in Iran are finally coming home. Siamak Namazi, Morad Tahbaz, Emad Sharghi, and two citizens who wish to remain private will…