“Guns for Pols not Proles”: Dem Politicians Unveil new Gun Control Slogan while Surrounded by Armed Guards
“Both Actors Are Fine People”: CNN Runs Fake News Story About Donald Trump Commenting On Johnny Depp/Amber Heard Trial
“Pharma Bro” Released from Prison on News that Bidenflation Makes His Drug Price Hikes Look Sensible, Tame
Klaus Schwab Encourages Young People to Start Dressing as Peasants to Make Wind Power Seem Less Out of Place in the 21st Century
Fauci Furious Americans are More Worried about Starving Infants than Covid, Goes on CNN to Chastise the Country
“Another One This Month”: No One Surprised When Clinton Lawyer Disappears after Day 3 of Trial, Found Dead on Beach Two Days Later
Pennsylvania Voters Disappointed to Learn that Dr. Oz Isn’t “The Wizard from that Movie,” But Rather Their Senator
Statistician Finds Positive Correlation Between Size of Security Detail, Belief that Guns for Self-Defense Aren’t Necessary
BLM Claims Newest Mansion Purchase Necessary for “High Living Equity”, Citing Mugabe and Idi Amin as Role Models
