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Biden Unconcerned with Stock Market Crash: “My Chinese Investments are Doing Fine, Jack!”

BREAKING: FBI Says It’s Too Busy Investigating “Structural Racism” To Deal with Thugs Attacking SCOTUS Justices

“Skip the Middleman”: New Aid Bill Includes Billions in Crack Funding for Hunter

Of Course: Biden Thought Throwing Molotov Cocktail at Kavanaugh’s House, Psaki Defends Him [SATIRE]

Democrats Propose Legalizing Abortion Through Adulthood If Mothers Sense Their Children Are Ultra-MAGA

“With Democrats, Who Needs The Devil?”: Lucifer Changes Party Affiliation To Independent

Classical Manuscript Shows Sanhedrin Referring to Jesus, Apostles as “Disinformation Spreaders”

Joe Returns to Hard on Crime Policies after Getting Lost, Wandering around Downtown Philadelphia

“FISHY” Explanation: Hunter Claims He Lost His Computer In Horrible Fishing Accident

“His Most Magnificent God Emperor of All Knowledge”: Elon Settles on New Title to Replace “Twitter CEO”

Cutthroat Psaki Refuses to Call on NBC So She Can Look Better after Arriving

Uh-Oh: Biden’s Ministry of Truth,FBI Team Comes After Everyone at Fox News But Tucker for Making this One Sneaky Claim

Gender Studies Majors with HR Jobs Refuse to Pay Taxes to Bail Out Unemployed Engineering Majors

Domino’s, Pizza Hut to Offer Layaway Financing for Pizzas in Wake of Inflation Crisis

OOPS: FBI Flagged by Ministry of Truth for Spreading Disinformation about Patriots

Hunter Furious that Swiss Police Confiscated His “Cartel Coffee” Cocaine and Coffee Shipment [SATIRE]

Elon Musk Purchases Planned Parenthood, Turns It Into Adoption Agency

Elon Offers Chris Wallace Job, Fires Him Immediately in Cruel Joke [SATIRE]

Woke Farmer Confused after Finding Out Roosters Don’t Breed, Lay Eggs [SATIRE]

FBI Arrests Creepy Old Man for Public Nudity, Only Later Realizes It was Slow Joe They Arrested