Browsing: News & Politics

Elon Cancels $1 CNN Purchase Bid, Says “No Amount Would Be Small Enough for that Dumpster Fire”

Local Fire Department Hires Quadriplegic In Fight Against Ableism; In Unrelated News, Houses Keep Burning Down

Biden Vows to Impeach Himself After Hearing about Ice Cream Inflation

Change of Plan: Soros Starts Funding Tough on Crime Prosecutors after Being Mugged by “Inner City Yourth”

REPORT: RINO Lindsey Graham Seen Marching in D.C.-area Pride Parade

OOF: Bill Barr Exposed as Turning On Trump, D’Souza After Being Promised Snacks by Democrats

REPORT: Biden Pushed Gun Control after Finding Out Cornpop Was a Gun Owner

“Bullets are Too Expensive”: Uvalde Cops Blame Bidenflation for Non-Response to School Shooting

FBI Saves Ten Years’ Worth Of Trouble, Rounds Up Every Conservative Now

FBI Ditches Pretenses, Buys Hugo Boss-Designed Stasi Uniforms

Furious at Failure of Kavanaugh Assassination, Liz Warren Leads Drunken “War Party” in Attack on SCOTUS

Desperate to Drive Up Ratings of Jan. 6th Kangaroo Court, AOC and Pelosi Perform Strip Tease

Democrats Hire Pablo Escobar, el Chapo to Teach Them How to Intimidate Judges

Biden Blames His Inability to Complete a Sentence on Putin, “Havana Syndrome”

YIKES: Disney Hires Ghislaine Maxwell as Advertising Spokeswoman

“But Not For Us”: Dems Have to Rewrite New Gun Laws to Ensure Their Access to Heavily-Armed Private Security Teams

Fact-Checkers Declare Klaus Schwab Speech on “Great Reset” a Conspiracy Theory Despite Schwab Actually Giving the Speech

New FBI Study Claims “Vehicles” and “Guns” Responsible for Terror Attacks Unless White Men are the Ones Using Them

Biden Claims that the Best Way to Beat Inflation is to “Just Print More Money”

Biden Tells Americans Worried about Self-Defense to “Just Hire Private Security”