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Woke Farmer Confused after Finding Out Roosters Don’t Breed, Lay Eggs [SATIRE]

FBI Arrests Creepy Old Man for Public Nudity, Only Later Realizes It was Slow Joe They Arrested

OOPS: FBI Taught Instructing New Ministry of Truth on How to Properly Frame Patriots for “Insurrection” [SATIRE]

BREAKING: Crowds Cheer “The View” Host Joy Behar’s Sex Strike, But Not for the Reason She Was Hoping [SATIRE]

Amazing: Elon Turns off Teslas of All Those that Criticize Him, Leftists Lose It [SATIRE]

OOPS: Biden’s Approval Rating Plummets to 2% after He Bans Cigarettes

005’7″: Little Marco Infiltrates Disney by Dressing Up as One of the Seven Dwarves to One Up DeSantis

Liz Warren’s Tomahawk Taken Away for Safety Reasons after Her Public Meltdown

Liz Warren Declares: “‘Our Democracy’ Can’t Be Left to the Voters!” [SATIRE]

Elon, Bill Gates Get in Fist Fight Over Pregnant Man, Abortion Joke

Yikes: Hollywood Creeps Declare “Late Empire” Rome Their Fashion Inspiration for 2022 Met Gala [SATIRE]

Kids Around Country Identify as Floridians So Teachers Have to Teach ABCs Rather than Woke Gender Theory

Pregnant Men Upset that They Weren’t Consulted on Abortion Law

Good Idea! Psaki Suggest Americans Upset by Abortion Ruling “Have Another Marg” [SATIRE]

REPORT: Hunter Biden Glad the FBI Has Another Issue to Look Into Other Than Him Now

FBI Announces It’s Too Busy with Finding Smollett’s Attacker to Investigate SCOTUS Leak [SATIRE]

Edward Snowden And Julian Assange Regret Leaking Information On Government Abuses Instead Of Supreme Court Rulings

BREAKING: RBG Calls in to CNN from Hell to Attack Alito [SATIRE]

OOPS: FBI Accidentally Investigates Hunter Biden after He Forgets to Ask “Do You Know Who My Dad Is?”

Biden’s Censorship Czar Forced to Censor Herself Over Past Statements