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Elon DELETES Twitter in Move Cheered by Literally Everyone

A Case for the Pre-1914 Gold Standard

Biden Bans Menthol Cigs to Strike Back at Cornpop

OOPS: Confused Fauci Enthusiasts Join Church of Scientology to Show they Support “The Science”

Switzerland Nervous as Libs Declare that Neutrality is “Literally Violence”

Yikes: Democrats Decry 1st Amendment at “Hate Speech” in Protest Over Elon’s Twitter Purchase [SATIRE]

Kevin McCarthy Switches Parties, Joins “the Squad”

Elon or Sulla? Breaking Reports Hint Elon Posting Proscriptions for Woke Twitter Staffers, Fear Reigns in Twitter HQ [SATIRE]

PELOSI LEAVING THE HOUSE? Pelosi Quits Her Legislative Job to Focus on Daytrading

WELCOME: The New and Improved, Satire-Focused Liberty Leader is Finally Here

Blame Game Begins: Biden Demands “Satisfaction” after His Favorite Shawl Goes Missing

Slow Joe Declares War on Twitter after Being Told It’s Defending the Constitution

BREAKING: Elon Musk Trolls Biden By Letting Cornpop Back on Twitter

UH-OH: Tesla Owners Yelling “This is Elon Country” Reportedly Attack Brian Stelter, Steal His French Fries

OOPS: Democrats Furious After Biden Accidentally Supports Free Speech

HYPOCRITE ALERT: Democrat Legislators How Got Rich Trading Stocks Blasted for Calling Putin a Kleptocrat

Waffle Fry Reset: Bill Gates, George Soros to Buy Chick-Fil-A in Revenge for Elon Buying Twitter [SATIRE]

After Twitter Sale To Elon Musk, Thousands Of Blue Checks Announce Plan To Use Chinese-Owned Weibo For Warm Blanket Feeling Of Censorship [SATIRE]

Klaus Schwab Furious When Vegan Suggests Eating Plant-Based Bug Alternatives [SATIRE]

British “Grooming Gangs” Protest American Use of Term Groomer to Describe Leftist Teachers, Say They Don’t Want to Be Associated with Those Creeps [SATIRE]