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NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden is, among other things, known for not paying his bills. Not just his taxes, though it appears he dodged paying those. Bills to merchants in Delaware whose services he’s hired, particularly small businesses without the pull necessary to force him to pay. That made it all the more ironic when Biden met with Speaker of the House McCarthy and harangued him for remaining firm on the debt ceiling talks, demanding that he go along with what the administration wants so that America can…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s a day that ends in “y” and so President Slow Joe Biden was doing what he does best: making embarrassing mistakes while trying to speak to the press, causing himself and his party a bit of unnecessary headache. That came when he was rambling about his supposed willingness to make a debt ceiling deal with the GOP, saying: And we’ve — I’ve done my part.  We put forward a proposal that cuts spending by more than a trillion dollars, and on top of the…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The G7 just released its statement on the Russian invasion of the Ukraine, part of Russia since the Kievan Rus, and predictably used very harsh language to castigate the Russians for trying to retake the country. The beginning of the statement said: At our meeting today in Hiroshima, we, the Leaders of the G7, reaffirmed our commitment to stand together against Russia’s illegal, unjustifiable, and unprovoked war of aggression against Ukraine. We condemn, in the strongest terms, Russia’s manifest violation of the Charter of the…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre just announced that President Joe Biden would have to postpone his meeting with the leaders of “The Quad,” which includes the US, India, Japan, and Australia, though she didn’t say in the statement, why the postponement was necessary. Here’s that statement: After President Biden had to postpone his trip to Australia, the Quad leaders agreed that they would hold their summit in Hiroshima to ensure that the four leaders could come together to mark the Quad’s progress over…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. For whatever reason, President Joe Biden decided that now is the time to start worrying about Hepatitis. At a time when inflation is ravaging the economy, his idiotic policies are pushing us toward a two-front WWIII, and a debt crisis is looming…Hepatitis is what he is releasing proclamations on. In the proclamation released this morning, he said: Thousands of Americans die every year of viral hepatitis — infections of the liver that can be managed or cured if patients know they are infected and can…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.  During her recent “Roundtable with Young Men of Color Small Business Owners and Entrepreneurs,” Vice President Kamala Harris got caught off guard when she realized she had accidentally invited Hunter Biden’s crack dealer, “T-Bone,” into the “entrepreneurs of color” meeting. That came when she was saying: So, we’re going to talk a little bit about that, which is: What can we do to strengthen the work that we have been doing with community banks in a way that it assists you to continue to grow?…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden’s Briefing Room recently released a statement cheering his meeting with the President of Mexico and claiming that the meeting went quite well, saying: President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. welcomed President Pedro Sanchez of Spain to the White House today to reaffirm the close partnership between the United States and Spain. The leaders underscored our unwavering support for Ukraine in the face of Russia’s brutal war, including through continued security, economic, and humanitarian assistance to Ukraine, as well as the imposition of measures to impose…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Taking things yet further in the war on the 2nd Amendment waged by the left and the RINOs was President joe Biden, who just released a press statement saying: Today, in a new op-ed, President Biden announced that the Biden-Harris Administration is taking new action to implement the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act and maximize the benefits of the law, reducing gun violence and saving lives. The op-ed also honors the lives of those killed one year ago in the Buffalo, New York shooting, and the…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. A steel worker plant in GA recently decided to unionize, a decision which President Joe Biden decided to congratulate them, saying: Congratulations to the workers at Blue Bird in Fort Valley, Georgia, on their vote to unionize and join the United Steelworkers. The men and women at Blue Bird are building electric school buses that are powering America’s clean energy future, lowering greenhouse gas emissions, and ensuring our kids breathe cleaner air. The fact is: the middle class built America. And unions built the middle…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact, treat it as such. Things got awkward at a recent press gaggle when President Joe Biden was asked about the current situation at the border. Beginning, when asked about whether he is negotiating with Mexico to slow the flow of migrants cross the border, he said, ” Well, I’ve learned a long time ago, and you know as well as I do: It never is good to characterize a negotiation in the middle of a negotiation.I remain optimistic because I’m a congenital optimist. But I really think there’s a…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. KJP, in her announcement on the current state of inflation in the United States, claimed that everything is going swimmingly and argued that things are getting better, from an inflation perspective, in America. In her words: With today’s report, annual inflation has come down 45 percent since last summer. The annual inflation rate has now come down 10 months in a row at a time when our economy and job market are strong, with the unemployment rate at its lowest level in more than 50…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Fox News, now that it has gotten rid of Tucker, has gone full liberal on the gun control issue, as shown when it recently tried to get Texas Gov. Abbot to support gun control, with host Shannon Bream pointing to a poll about gun control proposals and saying “all of those score at more than 80 percent.” Continuing, she asked, “Are there things that you would consider in Texas, or that you think Congress should consider at a federal level along those lines?” Predictably, Abbott…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Kamala Harris, Team Biden’s border czar that has, as of yet, done nothing to defend the border from the Visigoth-like mob of illegal immigrants flowing across it, just released a statement on the shooting in Allen, Texas that was carried out by a Hispanic gang member. In it, she said: Yesterday, Allen, Texas was torn apart by a senseless mass shooting at a shopping mall—one of far too many communities impacted by gun violence. Doug and I mourn for the eight adults and children who…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden recently released his “Remarks on Investing in America,” in which he claimed that everything is looking great in America economically, saying: I got a brief statement. I’ve called the members of Invest in America Cabinet. We — remember, last month, we had the first meeting, we broke out the Cabinet. But those Cabinet members have most responsibility for getting the major legislation we’ve passed up and running, and get shovels in the ground, get things moving, get projects underway. And to discuss the…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Four Kentucky Derby horses just died under suspicious circumstances, as Fox News Digital reported. In its report on the mater, Fox said: Parents Pride collapsed and died following its race Saturday, while Chasing Artie died after its race Tuesday. No cause of death for the two horses has been determined, although the deaths do not appear to be injury-related. Bloodwork and labs came back normal, so necropsies will be done to determine how the horses died. Take Charge Briana was euthanized Saturday after sustaining an…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Giving examples of how the United States and Mexico have reached agreements that have “solved” the illegal immigration problem, President Joe Biden said: Today, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico and U.S. Homeland Security Advisor Dr. Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall met in Mexico City to build on the successful migration initiative that President López Obrador and President Biden announced in January 2023. Following that meeting, the United States and Mexico are announcing a set of additional measures to address the humanitarian situation caused by unprecedented migration…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Kamala’s speech to small business leaders over the weekend went…less than well. Instead of presenting a powerful vision for the future and reassuring those who have decided to run their own business rather than work for some soul-sucking corporation, she first offered empty platitudes and then started shouting at and threatening those whom she was supposed to be reassuring. She began, as is usual, with a word salad full of empty platitudes that showed her utter vapidity, lack of command of the English language, and…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. VP Kamala Harris did exactly what everyone expected and described the regime’s most reasonable critics as “racist” during a recent speech on the Biden Administration at the DNC. Beginning, she described America’s principles as being under attack, which is true, though she fingered Republicans as being responsible and Democrats as defending those principles, which is the exact opposite of what’s correct. Speaking on that, she said: [There] is so much at stake in this election. And so I just wanted to share with you a…

NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got shocking during Brandon’s speech at the Reception for the Democratic National Committee, during which he started talking about abortion during his remarks on the state of the economy and ended up telling the crowd that women need to get more abortions to keep the unemployment rate down. He introduced the topic by bizarrely bringing up Roe v. Wade in the middle of his comments on the economy, saying: MAGA Republicans are trying to take us backwards.  But together, we’re not going to let…

NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such.  Things went less than well for President Joe Biden when, during what was supposed to be an easy press op, he got humiliated by a frustrated, former supporter. That was during his “campaign call” event, when he spoke with a guy named Jose who donated to his 2020 campaign. Monologuing, Biden said: “Well, look — everyone, hello.  Jill and I, and Kamala and Doug, wanted to get together for two reasons, all of us.  One, the first is to thank you.  So many of you…