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Blame Game Begins: Biden Demands “Satisfaction” after His Favorite Shawl Goes Missing

Slow Joe Declares War on Twitter after Being Told It’s Defending the Constitution

BREAKING: Elon Musk Trolls Biden By Letting Cornpop Back on Twitter

UH-OH: Tesla Owners Yelling “This is Elon Country” Reportedly Attack Brian Stelter, Steal His French Fries

OOPS: Democrats Furious After Biden Accidentally Supports Free Speech

HYPOCRITE ALERT: Democrat Legislators How Got Rich Trading Stocks Blasted for Calling Putin a Kleptocrat

Waffle Fry Reset: Bill Gates, George Soros to Buy Chick-Fil-A in Revenge for Elon Buying Twitter [SATIRE]

After Twitter Sale To Elon Musk, Thousands Of Blue Checks Announce Plan To Use Chinese-Owned Weibo For Warm Blanket Feeling Of Censorship [SATIRE]

Klaus Schwab Furious When Vegan Suggests Eating Plant-Based Bug Alternatives [SATIRE]

British “Grooming Gangs” Protest American Use of Term Groomer to Describe Leftist Teachers, Say They Don’t Want to Be Associated with Those Creeps [SATIRE]

OOPS: White House Put on Lockdown after Biden Goes Missing, Found Napping in a Closet

To Make Financial Corruption Problems Go Away, Black Lives Matter Founder Runs For Office

Disney Relocates Its Orlando Theme Parks Outside Chinese Uighur Camps for Freer and More Inclusive Environments

Confusion Reigns as Biden Orders Seizure of “AR-14s,” Refused to Clarify What He Meant to ATF

FBI Shocked to Discover that Democrats Commit Crimes Too

Inflation Solved! Newsom Lowers Gas Prices a Full $1 by Straining Oil from His Hair, Replenishing World Oil Stockpile

OOPS: Biden Admin Forced to Leave White House after Hunter Sells It to China

Furious Over Lifting of Mask Mandate, Fauci Threatens America with “Double Secret Probation” Lockdown [SATIRE]

Cow Fart Expert Breaks Down When Warning Americans that Unless they Stop Eating All Beef Now, Everyone Will Die

BREAKING: Trump, Dressed as Easter Bunny, Launches Coup, Takes Over the White House [SATIRE]