Furious at Failure of Kavanaugh Assassination, Liz Warren Leads Drunken “War Party” in Attack on SCOTUS
“But Not For Us”: Dems Have to Rewrite New Gun Laws to Ensure Their Access to Heavily-Armed Private Security Teams
Fact-Checkers Declare Klaus Schwab Speech on “Great Reset” a Conspiracy Theory Despite Schwab Actually Giving the Speech
New FBI Study Claims “Vehicles” and “Guns” Responsible for Terror Attacks Unless White Men are the Ones Using Them
Military Competence in Top Gun 2 Confuses Audience Members Who Remember the US Lost to Goat Herders in Afghanistan
Joe, Hunter Biden Blasted for Showing Up to White House Ready for Madison Cawthorn-Themed Cocaine-Fueled Orgy