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YIKES: Dem Announce Nuclear War with Russia Will “Stop Inflation” Because “Losing 1/3 of Population is Deflationary”

Biden Shocked to Learn that “Strongest Economy Ever” Somehow On Verge of Massive Crash

LOL: Brandon Attempts to Threaten Saudi Arabia , Gets Laughed Off of Stage by Saudi Princes

YIKES: Analyst Finds List of Countries Hunter Biden Accepted Money from Is Longer Than List of Countries He Hasn’t Been Bribed By

YIKES: Biden Raises Hell after UN Trolls Him by Declaring “Sniffing the Hair of Little Girls” a “Crime Against Humanity”

Brandon Bizarrely Blames Cornpop for Recession, Stock Market Dowturn in Wild Speech to NYSE Traders

“It’s Not Even that Many People”: AOC Stuns When Asked about High Murder Rate in American Cities

Deer Season Off to Rocky Start as Hunters Worry about Misgendering Deer

REPORT: Biden Pardoning Weed Offenses Because Hunter Caught Smoking in White House

Slow Joe Embarrassed after Hunter Caught Buying Crack from North Korean Consulate

REPORT: FBI “Too Busy with Inclusivity Seminars” to Investigate Hunter Biden

“We Can Take on Half the Country in Civil War” Says Woke Military that Lost to Goatherders, Can’t Find Any Recruits

REPORT: Kamala Furious Biden Released All the Weed Offenders She Spent Years Locking Up

Definition of “Fascism” Changed to Fit Liberal Freakout Following Musk’s Twitter Announcement

LOL: Biden Outraged After Hackers Post Video of Hunter Biden with Hookers on White House Twitter Feed

OOPS: Brandon Forgets No One Attends His Rallies, Tries “Trust Fall” into Empty Crowd that Ends Disastrously

Cringe: Martha’s Vineyard Residents Put Up “Diversity is Our Strength” Sign On Spot from Where Illegals Were Deported

Yikes: Biden, Schumer Introduce New “Illegal Immigrant Tax” to Pay for Resettling Illegals in Your Community

Report: New Hedge Fund that Mimics Congress Stock Trades Beats Market by 50%

“Dark Knight” Movie Creator Pledges to Produce Film Where Batman Ends Crime Wave by Beating Up Soft-on-Crime Democrats