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The Truth Comes Out! NYT Furious about Elon’s Bot Policy, Now Only Has 1 Twitter Follower

Confused Hunter Keeps Having to Ask Deer Their Gender While Trying to Shoot a Buck

BIG MISTAKE: Naming of Hunter Biden Documentary Left Open to Internet, Poll Ends in Disaster

Cop Seriously Injured after Pausing to Ask What LeBron would Do Rather than Shooting Back at Cartel Hit Squad

EMBARASSING: Hunter Breaks Ranks, Sides with Elon After Hearing He’s Putting Coke in Coca-Cola

EMBARASSING: Hunter Biden Accidentally Used as Example in White House PSA on Dangers of Drug Use

UH-OH: Kamala Blamed after Biden Goes Missing

OOPS: White House Forced to Cut Feed after Biden Falls Asleep ON AIR!

Elon DELETES Twitter in Move Cheered by Literally Everyone

A Case for the Pre-1914 Gold Standard

Biden Bans Menthol Cigs to Strike Back at Cornpop

OOPS: Confused Fauci Enthusiasts Join Church of Scientology to Show they Support “The Science”

Switzerland Nervous as Libs Declare that Neutrality is “Literally Violence”

Yikes: Democrats Decry 1st Amendment at “Hate Speech” in Protest Over Elon’s Twitter Purchase [SATIRE]

Kevin McCarthy Switches Parties, Joins “the Squad”

Elon or Sulla? Breaking Reports Hint Elon Posting Proscriptions for Woke Twitter Staffers, Fear Reigns in Twitter HQ [SATIRE]

PELOSI LEAVING THE HOUSE? Pelosi Quits Her Legislative Job to Focus on Daytrading

WELCOME: The New and Improved, Satire-Focused Liberty Leader is Finally Here

Blame Game Begins: Biden Demands “Satisfaction” after His Favorite Shawl Goes Missing

Slow Joe Declares War on Twitter after Being Told It’s Defending the Constitution