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Joe Returns to Hard on Crime Policies after Getting Lost, Wandering around Downtown Philadelphia

“FISHY” Explanation: Hunter Claims He Lost His Computer In Horrible Fishing Accident

“His Most Magnificent God Emperor of All Knowledge”: Elon Settles on New Title to Replace “Twitter CEO”

Cutthroat Psaki Refuses to Call on NBC So She Can Look Better after Arriving

Uh-Oh: Biden’s Ministry of Truth,FBI Team Comes After Everyone at Fox News But Tucker for Making this One Sneaky Claim

Gender Studies Majors with HR Jobs Refuse to Pay Taxes to Bail Out Unemployed Engineering Majors

Domino’s, Pizza Hut to Offer Layaway Financing for Pizzas in Wake of Inflation Crisis

OOPS: FBI Flagged by Ministry of Truth for Spreading Disinformation about Patriots

Hunter Furious that Swiss Police Confiscated His “Cartel Coffee” Cocaine and Coffee Shipment [SATIRE]

Elon Musk Purchases Planned Parenthood, Turns It Into Adoption Agency

Elon Offers Chris Wallace Job, Fires Him Immediately in Cruel Joke [SATIRE]

Woke Farmer Confused after Finding Out Roosters Don’t Breed, Lay Eggs [SATIRE]

FBI Arrests Creepy Old Man for Public Nudity, Only Later Realizes It was Slow Joe They Arrested

OOPS: FBI Taught Instructing New Ministry of Truth on How to Properly Frame Patriots for “Insurrection” [SATIRE]

BREAKING: Crowds Cheer “The View” Host Joy Behar’s Sex Strike, But Not for the Reason She Was Hoping [SATIRE]

Amazing: Elon Turns off Teslas of All Those that Criticize Him, Leftists Lose It [SATIRE]

OOPS: Biden’s Approval Rating Plummets to 2% after He Bans Cigarettes

005’7″: Little Marco Infiltrates Disney by Dressing Up as One of the Seven Dwarves to One Up DeSantis

Liz Warren’s Tomahawk Taken Away for Safety Reasons after Her Public Meltdown

Liz Warren Declares: “‘Our Democracy’ Can’t Be Left to the Voters!” [SATIRE]