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Twitter Employees Shocked to Discover Armageddon Hasn’t Happened Despite Censorship Slackening

Elon Claims Predator Drone Following Him around After He Mocked Biden on Twitter

FBI Changes Motto from “Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity” to “Whatever it Takes to Help Democrats”

Congress Votes to Just Hand Entire Federal Budget to Zelensky

McConnell Struggles to Explain How Giving Dems Everything They Want Is a Conservative Victory

Report: Biden Furious after Hunter Tells Him Santa Isn’t Real

Hunter Biden Upset After Santa Threatens to Give Him Coal Instead of Crack for Being “Very Naughty” This Year

Brittney Griner Arrested on Weed Charge In America, Putin Trolls by Offering to Help Free Her

Elon Creates His Own Personal Security Company Following Leftist Assassination Attempts on Him

Following Griner Fiasco, Putin Offers Trading Cornpop for KGB Assassin

Brandon Declares National Day of Mourning on Jan. 6th, McConnell and McCarthy Go Along with It

“OOPS”: Biden Apologetic after Stealing Kid’s Ice Cream Cone while on Handshaking Tour

Brittney Griner Kneels When Seeing American Flag after Landing in America

Fired Twitter Execs Blame Russia for Lying about Suppression of Conservatives

FBI Edits Twittergate Files to Say “The FBI Wasn’t At All Involved”

Democrats Hand Out Biden, Warnock-Branded Crack Pipes in ATL as Runoff Race Wraps Up

Thanks, Elon: Brandon Falls Down Air Force One Stairs In Shock after Finally Finding Out Hunter’s Laptop was Real

4D Chess: Elon Buys Computer Shop that Repaired Hunter’s Laptop

Trump Shocked Biden Won’t Agree to Having Redo Election

Brandon, SBF to Release New “Ice Cream Coin” to “Rebuild Trust in Crypto Community”