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OOPS: Biden Tells Everyone to “Vote for Cornpop” When Speaking about GA Senate Runoff

BREAKING: Brandon Blames Cornpop for Democrat Defeats

OOPS: Brandon Forgets Hunter Is His Kid, Tweets Article about Laptop Demanding Accountability

BREAKING: Elon Says “They/Them” Twitter Accounts will Have to Pay $16 Rather than $8 for Verification

Biden Demands Webster’s Redefine “Our Democracy” to Mean “When Leftists Win Elections”

YIKES: Paul Pelosi Got Monkeypox from David DePape

Liz Cheney Declares Herself Open to Being Biden’s VP

Secret Service Leak: It Was Brandon Biting People, Not His Dog

Biden Furious to Discover Hunter’s Paychecks from China Haven’t Kept Pace with Inflation

Biden Declares It “Ableist” to Criticize Him for Not Being Able to Complete a Sentence

Pelosi Capital Ruined? Pelosi’s Husband Warns His Stock Picking Skills Were Damaged During Nudist Attack

Fetterman, Brandon Unite Over Being Totally Unable to Complete a Sentence

Biden Starts “Scoops for Scoops” Journalist Outreach Program Where He Leaks Details for Free Ice Cream

Brandon Buys EV Presidential Limo…It Can Only Go 7 Miles before Needing to Recharge

Biden Declares “We Gotta Stop this Brandon Guy” after Ice Cream Inflation Hits Critical Level

OOPS: Brandon Accidentally Starts “Let’s Go Brandon” Chant In Desperate Attempt to Excite Crowd

YIKES: Brandon Takes a Tumble and Not Found for Hours Because Life Alert Button Was Too Expensive Thanks to Inflation

YIKES: Dem Announce Nuclear War with Russia Will “Stop Inflation” Because “Losing 1/3 of Population is Deflationary”

Biden Shocked to Learn that “Strongest Economy Ever” Somehow On Verge of Massive Crash

LOL: Brandon Attempts to Threaten Saudi Arabia , Gets Laughed Off of Stage by Saudi Princes