REPORT: Feds Started Investigation Anonymous Crack Addict, Tax Cheat But Backed Off After Realizing It Was Hunter
OOPS: Liz Cheney Announces that She Forgot For a Few Years that She’s Supposed to Be a Republican, Wants Her Seat Back
Border Patrol Announces Confusion Over Whether It’s Supposed to Patrol Border to Keep Illegals Out or Help Them Over the Wall
Confused Hunter Biden Wonders If He Should Have Gotten Addicted to Opioids So No One would Care or Pay Attention to Him
Dr. Fauci Criticizes Hunter for Not Wearing Mask While Spending Time with Prostitutes During Covid Era, Scares Brian Stelter with Monkeypox Warning
Hunter Receives Noble Peace Prize for Distracting Uniparty from Pushing War with Russia with Leak of Embarassing Videos
“Dr.” Jill Apologizes for “Tacos” Comment, Says She Now Realizes She Should Have Used “Enchiladas” Instead
Blue State Fish and Game Departments Now Requiring Hunters Take Class on “Gender Neutral Game” Before Hunting Season Begins