Trump Goads Jeb! Bush onto Truth So He Has Someone to Make Fun of Again

China Implements New Punishment For Prostitutes: Isolated with Hunter Biden and Five Fully Charged Cameras.

Politicians that Sent Thousands of National Guard Troops to “Protect” Capitol Call Protection for Schools “Too Expensive”

Embarrassing: New Video Leaks of Hunter Biden Blaming “Bidenflation” for High Crack Prices

Gun Stores Install Hand Sanitizer Dispensers Outside to Keep ATF, Gun Control Enforcers Away

Elon Musk Creates “Space Van” To Haul Whole Family to Mars In

Hunter’s Phone Has Video of Hillary “Suiciding” Epstein

BREAKING: Cornpop Was a Good Dude, Got in Fight with Biden Because Biden Was Harassing Young Kids

“Just Sniffing, Jack”: Biden Attempts to Explain Away “Pedo Peter” Nickname

Amazon Shocked to Discover Consumers will Watch Good Content, Shun Woke Content

Trump to Move to Wyoming, Run Against Liz Cheney in 2022 Midterms Just to Rub in His Defeat of Her and Her Brand of Politics

Secret Service Forces Biden to Ride Tricycle in His Latest Bike Ride at the Beach

Hunter Starts “Buy Crack, Not a Gat” PAC to Help Push Joe’s Agenda, Decrease Inner-City Violence

Ghislaine Worried To Find Her New Cellmate is “Hillaro Clintoni”, Promptly Found Dead after Saying that She Has No Plans to Commit Suicide

DeSantis Drops Out of Gubernatorial Race, Decides to Become Disney CEO Instead

Elon Buys Modeling Agency, Pledges to Do His Part to Stop Population Decline

Democrats Demand National Athem Be Changed to “Better Reflect Modern America”, Trump Suggests Replacing it with “FJB” Chant

Upon Hearing Latest US Military Policy, China Pledges to Fully Fund, Expand Its “Pronoun Warfare” Division

Biden Bans Lessons on Fall of Rome in American Schools, Citing “Racist” Lessons about Mass Migration Ending the Empire

Putin Demands Biden be Censored for “Putin Price Hike” Misinformation