NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got crazy in Alaska and Canada over the weekend, with yet more Chinese spy balloons being shot down by US F-22 fighter jets after crossing into US and Canadian air space. The Biden Administration announced that in a statement about the president’s phone call with PM Trudeau, saying: Earlier today, President Biden spoke with Prime Minister Trudeau on the unidentified, unmanned object in North American air space. The object was closely tracked and monitored by North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) over the last…
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NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was yet another sad day for ABC’s “The View,” particularly one of its lightening rod co-hosts, Whoopi Goldberg. She, you see, entered the set with a whole box of donuts, saying that she was “feeling hungry because she hadn’t eaten since lunch”. The show was filmed at 2 pm in the afternoon, so her more health and appearance focused co-hosts raised their eyebrows at her massive box of a dozen donuts, but didn’t say anything. Whoopi has a way of screaming when she gets…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. During his State of the Union address, President Biden pretended to be tough on China in an obvious attempt to play to the crowd, saying: Before I came to office, the story was about how the People’s Republic of China was increasing its power and America was failing in the world. Not anymore. We made clear and I made clear in my personal conversations, which have been many, with President Xi that we seek competition, not conflict. But I will make no apologies that we’re…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Speaking during a recent speech on the economy, President Joe Biden let slip an important detail about his life, indicating that he has connections to the New Jersey mob made famous by HBO’s hit show “The Sopranos.” Here’s what he said: The thing about Terry is: Whatever he says, he does, even when circumstances change. I love the people that say, “I’ll be there with you,” and then they say, “Oh, I can’t anymore. Things have changed.” Whatever he tells you, he does. Whatever he…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden gave his State of the Union address on the night of the 7th. It was heralded by many on the left as Biden’s opportunity to show how great of a job he was doing, to prove the haters wrong by brilliantly showing everything he was doing to keep Americans safe, the economy booming, and America’s position in the world secure. He was expected to downplay inflation, cheer the recent stock market upturn, accuse Republicans of supporting “insurrection” and “election denying”, and defend his response…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Everyone thought that it was just a normal day for Biden. He got off of Marine Force One and started walking over to reporters with an ice cream cone in hand, as is typical, and approached the reporters in the press pool while looking confused about why they were there (also normal for the senile president). But then, things went a bit differently. Rather than being a) completely out of it or b) obviously evasive and not wanting to answer questions about what was going…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Good business leaders can sniff out opportunity anywhere. Whether one that crops up thanks to a disaster elsewhere, one sparked by innovation or new technology, or something that strike’s ones mind like lightning out of the blue, businessmen of talent know how to take advantage of what’s going on to make a tidy profit. And such is what’s happening in what Dwight Eisenshower termed the “military-industrial complex” in his farewell address, saying: now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The end of this week’s news cycle was dominated by a Chinese spy balloon that floated over the United States, drifting first over the Minuteman ICBM silos in Montant before heading south and catchinga glimpse of the B-2 bomber base in Missouri and then heading to the coast, where it was finally shot down. Why the US waited so long to do anything to the balloon was unclear, though insiders claim that it was because Biden started crying every time the idea of popping the…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. A Chinese balloon is currently floating over the center of the country, taking pictures and samples of God knows what as it floats above the country and spies on Americans even more than the NSA already does. Unfortunately for Americans who don’t want to be spied on by the Red Chinese, President Joe Biden has not yet shot down the balloon. Apparently, he received a call from Hunter Biden, who asked him to not shoot it down because he “has a friend” who wants to…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such What’s going wrong with Biden’s foreign policy? Why are things collapsing in the Ukraine, a total disaster in Afghanistan, and hardly to America’s advantage in Asia? Why are our allies in Europe struggling to keep the lights on as China looks poised to retake Taiwan and Russia seems ready to push to victory in the Ukraine? A rational observer would not that foreign policy mistake after foreign policy mistake is to blame. The invasion wouldn’t have happened had Biden and his advisors just assured Putin…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Tom Brady recently announced his retirement (again), saying, in a video released to Twitter: “Good morning, guys. I’ll get to the point right away. I’m retiring for good. “I know the process was a pretty big deal last time so when I woke up this morning, I figured I just press record. let you guys know first so won’t be long-winded. If you only get one super emotional retirement essay and I used mine last year so really thank you guys so much to every…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Top Gun: Maverick did quite well in theaters in 2022 despite much of what’s pushed out by Hollywood flopping as of late, with that box office success thanks almost entirely to the movie’s lack of wokeness and promotion instead of traditional American values. That was noted by Breitbart, which, reporting on the success of Top Gun: Maverick in theaters and how it was devoid of the “woke sermonizing” that ruins most movies, noted that: “Top Gun: Maverick was an unqualified popular and critical success, earning…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Tired of terrible ratings for all of its programs, ABC decided to take a new tack with its programming and try to produce something that people would actually want, rather than woke nonsense that aging cat ladies watch alone while calling people “racist” online. Unfortunately for the network, however, its attempt to get ideas out of its staffers for what could be in such a show didn’t go well. Instead, they just kept offering up the same sort of programs that ABC already runs. Shows…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. During a recent radio interview, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton, Dick Morris, said that Biden is going to have a hard time of it in 2022, saying: “When Biden as president can’t get more than 25% of the primary vote in his own party, that’s near death. He’s so incredibly vulnerable/ You’d think he’d be at 40% or 50% at the least. That means pretty much anybody that breathes on him can knock him over.” “It’s different. Trump took them like mementos, like…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Early Friday morning, the city of Memphis braced for protests after police beat someone to death, as the BBC reported, saying: The city of Memphis is bracing for the release on Friday of a video of an arrest that led to a motorist’s death. Tyre Nichols, 29, died days after the 7 January encounter with five ex-police officers who now face murder charges. Bodycam video of the incident shows the officers “defied humanity” in their interactions with Nichols, the city’s police chief said. “You’re going…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Yesterday, Biden gave a speech on sending a few dozen tanks to the Ukraine over the next year in order to help it continue its fight against Russia. Beginning that speech, he said: Yesterday marked 11 months since Russia’s brutal, full-scale invasion of Ukraine; 11 months in which the Ukrainian people have showed Putin and the world the full force of their courage and the indomitable determination to live free. And through every single step of this horrific war, the American people have been strong…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The left has finally changed enough things, demolished traditional society to a large enough extent, that it’s ready to stop attempting to constantly effect a societal transformation and establish the world in their demented, degenerate image. Unfortunately, that change in mindset only happened in the year 4500, over two thousand years from now. It was then that the left had managed, through NKVD-like means, to extirpate every last vestige of the traditional society that many in the world used to enjoy and replace it with…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Former and Future President Donald Trump recently showed that he still has his physical capabilities and his political fighting spirit with a golf tournament at his club, winning the competition and then using his victory to mock Biden and remind Americans why he, Trump, should be the president. As I reported on Trending Politics News: Former President Donald Trump just won the Senior Club Championship at his Palm Beach County-based Trump International Golf Club and, in winning, used the physical prowess he showed on the…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Many have been somewhat surprised that the FBI has, even if it as been a bit lackluster so far, actually gone after the Biden Family recently and looked into the documents. Though no Humvee and body armor raid like they did to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, they have at least started to pick up some of Biden’s boxes of classified documents and begun to look into what he was up to. In fact, Attorney General Merrick Garland even announced the appointment of a Special Counsel to…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. While many of the WEF attendees are “all in” on going crazy with all the eccentricities of the outfit, a good number of first-timers are less than excited about the idea dressing up like the bad guys in a Star Wars film just to promote seed oils, electric vehicles, and eating bugs. In fact, as Klaus Schwab gave a two hour long speech about why soy oil fried cockroaches are the “miracle food of the future, a number of the attendees (all of whom were sipping champagne…