OOPS: White House Loses Brandon after Letting Him Wander Off Stage, Finds Him Yelling at “Corn Pop” (a random black guy) in the Parking Lot
Biden Apparatchik Claims Nuclear War with Russia Would “Be a Good Thing” Because “Nuclear Winter Would Stop Climate Change”
“Gender Equity in Every Profession” Proponents Keep Quite as Mainly Male Fire Rescue Teams Risk Their Lives to Save Floridians
Who Cares: Liz Cheney Announces All Seven of Her Followers Will Vote Democrat with Her if the GOP Doesn’t Go Along with All of Her Demands
BOOM: DeSantis Announces Florida Bureau of Investigation Will Be Investigating Biden for Crimes Against Children, Abbott Pledges Support
FACEPALM: Lindsey Graham Pledges to Write “Strongly Worded Letter” after Biden Begins Locking Up Trump Supporters
Biden Press Secretary Claims Border is “Under Control Because Cartels Control It” in Shocking Statement
DeSantis Sends 100 Illegal Immigrants to Nancy Pelosi’s Vineyard, Pelosi Puts Them to Work in Agricultural Roles
