BREAKING: Biden Asks If Saudi Princes Have Any Art He Can Buy to Get Them to Lower Oil Prices Because “the Art Thing Worked So Well for Hunter”
“Totally Worth It”: Energy Starved Europeans Happy to Be Using Biomass for Fuel to Fight the “Angry Sun Monster”
Mayor Pete, Leftie Researchers Release Ridiculous Study Claiming that Monkeypox is “Actually a Good Thing”
OOPS: Biden Declares F-15s “Will Beat Insurrectionists Like They Beat the Taliban,” Ignoring that the Taliban Won
YIKES: Turns Out Brandon’s “Our Democracy” Speech Plagiarized Stalin’s 1935 “Internal Enemies” Screed
LOL: WH Source Says Confused Biden Silently Chanted “FJB” While Watching College Football Over the Weekend
