OOPS: White House Loses Brandon after Letting Him Wander Off Stage, Finds Him Yelling at “Corn Pop” (a random black guy) in the Parking Lot

Biden Apparatchik Claims Nuclear War with Russia Would “Be a Good Thing” Because “Nuclear Winter Would Stop Climate Change”

Report: Hunter Biden, Eric Swalwell in Fight for Affection of Fang Fang the Chinese Spy

BREAKING: Nordstream Pipeline Had Dirt on Hillary Clinton, Was To Testify Against Her

“Gender Equity in Every Profession” Proponents Keep Quite as Mainly Male Fire Rescue Teams Risk Their Lives to Save Floridians

Who Cares: Liz Cheney Announces All Seven of Her Followers Will Vote Democrat with Her if the GOP Doesn’t Go Along with All of Her Demands

REPORT: Biden Waiting Until Week Before Midterms to Sell of Remainder of Strategic Petroleum Reserve

BOOM: DeSantis Announces Florida Bureau of Investigation Will Be Investigating Biden for Crimes Against Children, Abbott Pledges Support

YIKES: Biden Announces “Sniffing Scholarship” In Partnership with R Kelly

FACEPALM: Lindsey Graham Pledges to Write “Strongly Worded Letter” after Biden Begins Locking Up Trump Supporters

REPORT: DHS To Put Trump, Allies on No Fly List

FBI Declares End to All Other Investigations Until “Insurrectionists” All Locked UP

Biden Press Secretary Claims Border is “Under Control Because Cartels Control It” in Shocking Statement

Twitter Will Now Ban Anti-Biden Speech Under New Rules Regarding “Semi-Fascism”, Hate Speech

OOPS: Biden Forgets His Name When Talking about the Presidency, His Mental Health

Prince Andrew Is Fuming: Biden Put at Kids’ Table After Queen’s Funeral, Sniffs All the Kids

OOPS: Biden Takes a Tumble Off the Stage When Speaking on “American Strength”

“Let Them Eat Ice Cream”: Biden Announces Ice Cream Subsidy to “Fix” Inflation-Driven Food Fears

DeSantis Sends 100 Illegal Immigrants to Nancy Pelosi’s Vineyard, Pelosi Puts Them to Work in Agricultural Roles

Biden Accused Of Racism after White House Publishes Another Photo of Him Eating Vanilla Ice Cream