As Americans React With Horror to FBI Raids, Biden Describes Now is a Perfect Time to Confiscate Guns: “What Could Go Wrong?”

Following Illegal Immigrant Inflow, Martha’s Vineyard Declares “Diversity Is Not Our Strength”

White House Insider: Mayor Pete Gave Hunter Biden a Nasty Case of Monkeypox

Biden Reportedly Asking Staff If “He’ll Be as Popular as the Queen” If He Pretends to Die

BREAKING: Biden Asks If Saudi Princes Have Any Art He Can Buy to Get Them to Lower Oil Prices Because “the Art Thing Worked So Well for Hunter”

Umm…What? Biden Blames “Pollution” for His Unpopularity

FBI Released 9/11 Report Claiming Trump “More Dangerous to Our Democracy” than Terrorists

Crickey: AOC Calls for “Redistribution” of Queen’s Property Following Her Death

Democrats Push “Diversity Is Our Strength” Message Following Eliza Fletcher’s Brutal Murder

“Totally Worth It”: Energy Starved Europeans Happy to Be Using Biomass for Fuel to Fight the “Angry Sun Monster”

Mayor Pete, Leftie Researchers Release Ridiculous Study Claiming that Monkeypox is “Actually a Good Thing”

OOPS: Biden Declares F-15s “Will Beat Insurrectionists Like They Beat the Taliban,” Ignoring that the Taliban Won

YIKES: Turns Out Brandon’s “Our Democracy” Speech Plagiarized Stalin’s 1935 “Internal Enemies” Screed

Ridiculous: School Suspends Student for FJB Chant at Opening Football Game

Biden Orders Gas Producers to Put Green Dye in Fuel to Make it “Green Energy”

Pro-EV Trucker Shocked to Discover He Can Only Go 70 Miles

LOL: WH Source Says Confused Biden Silently Chanted “FJB” While Watching College Football Over the Weekend

RIDICULOUS: Lib University Bans “FJB” and “LGB” Chants Before Football Season Begins

4 Year Old Too Young To Read Can Determine His/her Gender, Says “The Science”

Fauci Wears Two Masks to Protect Himself from Investigation