Clinton Insists Her Meeting with Sussmann Jurors Was Not about Them “Suiciding Themselves” If They Voted the Wrong Way

“We Will Use Food Shortages to Make You Eat Ze Crickets” Says Klaus Schwab at WEF Event

“Knowing Hillary Clinton” Rated “Most Dangerous Job” of 21st Century

Uvalde Police Fire Back at “Monday Morning Quarterbacks” for Claiming that They Would Have Known Saving Children was the Right Call

Biden Accidentally Presses Nuclear Button During Speech on Americans Not Being Responsible Enough to Own AR-15s

Obama Challenges America to “Remember George Floyd” on Memorial Day

French Government Awards Uvalde Police “Heroism Like in 1940” Medal

Man Who Can’t Figure Out How to “Reset” WiFi Router Demands “Great Reset” of the World

“Guns for Pols not Proles”: Dem Politicians Unveil new Gun Control Slogan while Surrounded by Armed Guards

Desperate to Stop Musk, Feds Claim He Planned to Kidnap Governor Whitmer

On Two-Year Anniversary, George Floyd’s Mother Regretted Not Getting An Abortion [SATIRE]

“Both Actors Are Fine People”: CNN Runs Fake News Story About Donald Trump Commenting On Johnny Depp/Amber Heard Trial

“Pharma Bro” Released from Prison on News that Bidenflation Makes His Drug Price Hikes Look Sensible, Tame

Elon, DeSantis to Run on a Join “Not Completely Crazy” Ticket

Klaus Schwab Encourages Young People to Start Dressing as Peasants to Make Wind Power Seem Less Out of Place in the 21st Century

Construction Project Ends in Disaster after Plumber Protests Depiction of Pipe Parts as Male, Female

Fauci Furious Americans are More Worried about Starving Infants than Covid, Goes on CNN to Chastise the Country

Hunter Slammed for Suggesting to Stelter that Mothers Unable to Feed Their Babies “Just Smoke Crack”

Bill Gates Shocked to Learn that No One Will Voluntarily Buy His Cockroach-Based Bug Juice

“Another One This Month”: No One Surprised When Clinton Lawyer Disappears after Day 3 of Trial, Found Dead on Beach Two Days Later