NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. How crazy has the left gotten? So crazy that now it’s saying that children so young they probably can’t even read should be able to change their genders if they “decide” that they’re really a boy instead of a girl or girl instead of a boy. That push to let not just adults and older adolescents, but even young children, trans themselves has infuriated the right, leading GOP leaders to go on the attack and attempt to stop blue-haired lunatics in schools from prattling on and on to kids…
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NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Dr. Fauci is running scared from the upcoming red wave, attempting to do his best to get out of the wave of the roaring red tide that will surely come for him if he remains within its reach following the November midterms and likely Republican reclamation of Congress come January. And so he’s announced that he’s retiring before the end of this year, obviously attempting to hide before the GOP is able to return to power and hold him accountable. And Fauci has good reason…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Desperate to fight the right on any battleground possible, Team Biden recently decided to release an executive order in which it defended pedophiles and “pedophile rights”, claiming to be standing up for the “oppressed MAP minority” (MAP meaning Minor Attracted Person, the newest euphemism for pedophile) and against “bigoted Republicans.” Admiral Rachel Levine is widely suspected of writing the press release, which said: “MAPs, or Minor Attracted Persons, have long been an oppressed minority within the United States. Like the transgender population, genderqueer individuals, and…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Appearing for a speech in his home state of Deleware after leaving DC for an early vacation back to his now walled-off house (paid for by a credit card given to Hunter by a group of Chinese “businessmen”, of course), Joe Biden made a classic (for him) mistake and, after losing his train of thought, started chanting “Let’s Go Brandon!” That came when Biden was explaining why his administration had decided to forgive $10k of student loan debt for those making $150k and argue (bizarrely)…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. The FBI just released its widely expected report on the most dangerous domestic terror threats in America and, as could be expected from the woke agency, those groups that unleashed a campaign of terror across America for months on end in 2020, Antifa and BLM, were only mentioned as examples of what “peaceful, non-violent, non-dangerous protesters look like.” Instead, the report focused nearly exclusively on “right-wing terror”, with the FBI declared that most dangerous of all groups in America were “neo-Nazis” and “white supremacists,” groups routinely blamed for things…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Acting in just the way that we know they all want to, the leftists behind “city planning” and “city events” across the nation of Great Britain used their power to cancel a commemoration of the Battle of Mons, which began on the 23rd of August, 1914 and was the battle where the outnumbered and outgunned Brits bravely stood up to the advancing German steamroller and, though they suffered heavy casualties, managed to slow the steamroller enough for the Brits and French to push back on…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. According to a whistleblower within the FBI, America’s most Stasi-like agency had received numerous tips about a serial lawbreaker coming back to the US from a long trip to China and the Ukraine on which he had gone to collect money that he has not been reporting on his tax returns. Further, that anonymous individual had been a known drug smuggler, drug user, and was even suspected of having child pornography on his laptop. Acting quickly to arrest such a person and get the props…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s another day in America, so it’s another day of humiliation for Slow Joe Biden and the parade of incompetents that make up his dysfunctional regime, this time one caused entirely by bumbling Brandon’s inability to just not act like a total fool with a brain more melted than ice cream on a summer day. This time, Slow Joe Biden’s humiliation came from his tumbling off the stage during a recent speech on “American strength” at the very moment that he was set to talk…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Taking big action to fight “racism” in the workforce and workplace this week were America’s perenially unemployed layabouts, most of whom are “people of color” living in government-assisted housing in just a few cities that Democrats have controlled, largely thanks to welfare checks and handouts, for decades. Those individuals, upset that there is an entire day devoted to “labor,” something they have never experienced nor plan on experiencing, decided to use their days off of work to start picketing outside government buildings, calling Labor Day…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Following last winter and spring’s Lia Thomas fiasco, colleges around the nation are trying to “bulk up” their women’s swimming teams by adding some testosterone to the women’s swimming lineup. Formerly male Olympic competitors, women that just happen to be taking enough testosterone to make them look like Sylvester Stallone, and even just outright dudes that they colleges paid to identify as women for the upcoming season are swamping the women’s locker rooms and overtaking the lineups and edging the female college athletes out of…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What’s the most important thing about JRR Tolkien, the legendary mind that created the whole “Middle Earth” universe that’s part of The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and numerous other works and writings? According to Amazon, which has just released the newest ad for the new Lord of the Rings show that it’s making, the thing you need to know about Tolkien isn’t that he created an entire language for the books, that his writings took him decades of painstaking work and attention…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. How are things going over at Harvard? Not too great. Well, not great for those who traditionally attended the university: white people. Race-baiters, “diversity professionals,” criminals living hear campus, and “student-athletes” are doing great. But not white people, the current enemies of America’s cultural revolution and those of a race that the left insists must be destroyed. And as if their trials and tribulations on the woke campus weren’t already bad enough, Harvard decided to host a mandatory seminar for students about why white people…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. After keeping a tad to quiet for comfort (for MAGA conservatives, at least) about the shocking FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has pledged to do whatever he needs to to recover his image in the eyes of the average, Trump-loving Republican. And so he proved his mettle during a Twitter spree about President Slow Joe Biden, pledging to “feed Biden to the gators” in a funny string of comments about what he would do if Biden send the FBI to terrorize the…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Apparently feeling the need to explain the real intent behind the invasion of the Ukraine following the recent assassination attempt on the life of Dugin, a Russian political philosopher who has pushed the idea that Holy Russia is a defender of Christendom and opposed to the decadent West, Vladimir Putin spoke about the Russian Federation’s invasion of Ukraine, saying: “Look, the reason for this invasion, for my sending troops to keep the peace in that former territory of Russia’s, is very simple. I mean no…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Back before his daughter lost in hilarious and humiliating fashion to her Trump-backed challenger, Harriet Hageman, former Vice President Dick Cheney released an anti-Trump, pro-Liz Cheney commercial meant to help out his daughter at a time when things looked worse than ever for her. Attacking Trump in the ad and defending Liz’s RINO-like, reprehensible behavior, former VP Cheney said: “In our nation’s 246-year history there has never been an individual who was a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. “He tried to steal…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What happened to Liz Cheney? According to her, during a recent (shocking, for her) interview on far-right Newsmax, she was in a “fugue” state during the past few years and that it “must have been something in the water” that caused her to act the way she did, so viciously anti-Trump. Speaking on that, Lyin Liz Cheney said, when speaking on the program and wearing a red MAGA hat: “Look, I know everyone hates me right now. And, frankly, I’d hate me too. I did…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Liz Cheney is back at it after her humiliating loss in Wyoming to Trump-backed Harriet Hageman, using all her power and authority not to try and recover some shred of grace or political accomplishment but rather to sound off on and attack her (theoretically) fellow Republicans, particularly former President Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz, and Senator Josh Hawley. Well, following the spectacle of Liz spending all her time attacking Republicans rather than Democrats and vowing to spend her time, money, and energy going after them…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What should the border patrol agents along the southern border being doing when they march around in the harsh glare of the southern sun and check in on the wall and its environs? Apparently, there’s a bit of confusion, with the Biden-nominated head of Customs and Border Patrol and his toadies not really understanding whether their job is to crack down along the border and keep it safe and secure from invasion or instead just keep an eye out for illegals so that they can…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Embarrassed by the recent leak of all his crazy drug use videos, particularly the ones of him smoking crack while naked and arguing with a prostitute over how much crack was on the food scale, a number neither of them seemed able to read correctly, Hunter decided to re-examine his life and determine where he went wrong. Muttering to himself while wandering around the White House, an anonymous source within the Secret Service tells us, he said “Was it in using hard drugs, taking videos…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Desperate to make himself relevant again after many weeks of people caring about things other than getting a cough that lasts for a day or two, Dr. Tony Fauci called in to CNN to try and re-enter the public sphere by commenting on the Hunter Biden situation. Speaking on Hunter’s antics as exposed by the videos that 4chan trolls leaked after hacking into Hunter Biden’s iCloud account, Fauci told Brian “The Potato” Stelter: “I’m not one to wade into family dramas or tell people how…