NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Slow Joe Biden recently unveiled his executive order on “consumer protection,” with the White House Briefing Room statement on it saying: As I said in my State of the Union Address, we are cracking down on those unfair, hidden “junk fees” like bank overdraft charges, cell phone cancellation fees, or surprise ticketing costs that sneak up on consumers, hiding the full price of what they are buying or making it much too hard to switch to a cheaper product. For example, the Federal Communications…
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NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things went wrong in a huge way for Biden on Wednesday when he accidentally made a shocking admission about how much he knew about and profited from Hunter Biden’s lobbying activities. That’s a big leap from what Biden has long maintained about his level of knowledge about Hunter’s activities. In 2019, for instance, Biden said “I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings. Here’s what I know. Trump should be investigated. You should be looking at Trump. He’s doing this because he…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Brandon’s latest attempt at speaking didn’t go well. In fact, it went terribly, with the crowd laughing at him as he tried to muddle his way through a pretty simple sentence. Watch that here: https://twitter.com/CKeirns/status/1630672789362597889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1630672789362597889%7Ctwgr%5Ed7a5c6943e210a3216b31ba3c5e525e1701befae%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheamericantribune.com%2Fwp-admin%2Fpost.php%3Fpost%3D7938action%3Deditclassic-editor Here’s what he was supposedly saying: This law also caps out-of-pocket drug costs for seniors on Medicare at a maximum of $2,000 a year, no matter what drug you have to take. Total. (Applause.) And a lot of you know we’re making real progress in my cancer initiative. Cancer drugs,…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden recently patted itself on the back for reauthorizing the FISA courts that were used in 2015-2016 to go after Trump, much as the Secret Police would behave in any banana republic. It did so in a statement released by the White House Briefing Room saying: The Biden-Harris Administration strongly supports the reauthorization by Congress of Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), a vital intelligence collection authority, which the Attorney General and the Director of National Intelligence conveyed today in a…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. An explosive report was just published in the Wall Street Journal. In it, the WSJ exposes what “conspiracy theorists” (read: intelligent adults) were saying about two years ago. Of course, that ” conspiracy theory is that Covid is not natural but originated in China…at a lab that Fauci funded through the EcoHealth Alliance. Fauci predictably rushed to defend the Red Chinese, as our friends at Trending Politics News reported, saying: Fauci is confident that increased transparency would reveal that the virus arose from natural transmission rather…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The powers that be decided to trott out some “distinguished” defense officials today to surprise, surprise, attack Republicans. Framing demands of fiscal sanity and tamping down the ever-increasing deficit and debt load as “dangerous,” the hacks in the defense establishment said: Today, former Secretaries of Defense Leon Panetta and Chuck Hagel warned that brinksmanship on the debt ceiling would have serious consequences for national security, noting: “The consequence of debt-ceiling brinksmanship is a dangerous self-inflected wound that tells both our friends and our enemies that…
NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. New inflation data is in and it’s not good news. In fact, it’s the worst news since June of 2022. Such is what was reported by the AP, which said: Friday’s report from the Commerce Department showed that consumer prices rose 0.6% from December to January, up sharply from a 0.2% increase from November to December. On a year-over-year basis, prices rose 5.4%, up from a 5.3% annual increase in December. Excluding volatile food and energy prices, so-called core inflation rose 0.6% from December, up…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. War is a racket and the elites know how to cash in, as shown by the Ukraine conflict. Over $100 billion in aid has flown into the Eastern European kleptocracy with little oversight or administration, with predictable results. Troops at the frontline sit in muddy, freezing trenches and shell-scarred hovels with Soviet-era weapons as politicians and connected officers spend money like there’s no tomorrow in Kiev or flee for Caribbean islands with Swiss bank accounts so full of pilfered money that they’d make a Middle…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden, during his recent trip to the Ukraine, left a note in Zelensky’s guest book. In it, he wrote ” “I am honored to be welcomed again in Kyiv. I stand in solidarity and friendship with the freedom loving people of Ukraine. Mr. President, please accept my deepest respect for your courage and leadership. Slava Ukraini!” The New York Post reported that Biden also pledged numerous weapons, saying: The president also pledged another $460 million in military assistance in the form of shells for…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Trump is visiting East Palestine, Ohio as Biden prances around Europe, hand in hand with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky. One president cares about America and Americans, the other about getting to see the sites of Europe and ensure the satrapies of the American Empire stay in line. In any case, Trump is, while in Ohio, delivering water to the residents of the disaster-stricken town, as the American Tribune reported, saying: Such is happening today, as Breitbart News reported, saying “Former President Donald Trump visited East…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Biden recently visited Kiev and Russian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Announcing that visit in a statement released by the White House Briefing Room, he said: As the world prepares to mark the one-year anniversary of Russia’s brutal invasion of Ukraine, I am in Kyiv today to meet with President Zelenskyy and reaffirm our unwavering and unflagging commitment to Ukraine’s democracy, sovereignty, and territorial integrity. When Putin launched his invasion nearly one year ago, he thought Ukraine was weak and the West was divided. He thought…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden recently announced that he had visited Kiev and Zelensky during his trip to Europe, saying: As the world prepares to mark the one-year anniversary of Russia’s brutal invasion of Ukraine, I am in Kyiv today to meet with President Zelenskyy and reaffirm our unwavering and unflagging commitment to Ukraine’s democracy, sovereignty, and territorial integrity. When Putin launched his invasion nearly one year ago, he thought Ukraine was weak and the West was divided. He thought he could outlast us. But he was…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What’s going on behind closed doors in DC right now? Team Biden is attempting to fight global warming by breaking out the “nuclear option”…literally. According to our anonymous source within the White House, a gaggle of “climate change experts” have convinced the senile and nearly brain-dead president that “those climate change numbers are gonna kill us, Jack!” and so Biden has gone all in on “stopping the climate crisis”. Unfortunately for humanity, someone else said, while trying to convince him to back off risking war…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden recently announced that the United States would be funding the Ukrainian pension system, as if supporting the lifestyles of Ukraine’s elderly is in any way a United States national security interest. Announcing that to the applause of the Clintons, Hunter Biden, and 27 individuals who have paid Hunter Biden for lobbying services, Biden said: under deliver much needed humanitarian assistance as well as food, water, medicine, shelter, and other aid to Ukrainians displaced by Russians war and provide aid for those seeking…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. With the derailing of the Norfolk Southern train carrying 20 cars of vinyl chloride that were then set on fire and turned into phosgene gas by emergency responders, Ohio might have suffered one of the worst chemical spills in American history. A gas known for the horror it caused during World War I, phosgene, is drifting over the land and killing animals as toxic chemicals seep into the land and water, contaminating it for all around. But Ohio is full of white people, not aggrieved…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. What’s going on in the Biden White House? Nothing intelligent, as could be expected. Instead, Biden was let off his leash and able to speak a bit too freely, with predictably disastrous consequences. That began with the White House’s “Racial Equity” Executive Order. Announcing the executive order, the Biden White House said: On his first day in office, President Biden signed Executive Order 13985, Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government. That Order emphasized the enormous human costs of systemic…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Lots and lots of people have been dying suddenly. High schoolers dropping dead out of the blue. Healthy athletes collapsing on the field. People that shouldn’t be dying suddenly passing in the moddle of the night. So what’s going on? Scientists don’t know, but they know that it certainly isn’t that one thing you think it might be since this didn’t happen before they made up do that thing in the name of public health and safety. That thing, of course, is the Covid jab.…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Team Biden wants you to believe that the train wreck in Ohio that ended up releasing phosgene gas when the vinyl chloride the train was carrying was set on fire isn’t a big deal. That one of the worst chemical spills in recent history, if not American history, is already all cleaned up and there’s nothing to worry about. The EPA, for example, said in a statement that “U.S. EPA continues to conduct air monitoring throughout the East Palestine community. Air monitoring since the fire went out has not detected…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Back when Mayor Pete was appointed to be Transportation Secretary, he justified his appointment to the position by saying that he had loved trains ever since he was a little kid. Watch that here: https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1339259180839018502 NPR, gushing over Mayor Pete’s love of transportation, said, on its Twitter account “Pete Buttigieg, President-elect Biden’s pick for transportation secretary, said he has ‘a personal love of transportation,’ recounting train trips on Amtrak while in college, and said he proposed to his now-husband, Chasten, in an airport terminal.” The…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. There are certain very real problems currently facing the United States. The government just blew up a derailed train full of toxic chemicals in Ohio, sending a noxious cloud of very dangerous chemicals spewing into the sky. Among those is phosgene gas, one of the nastier chemical weapons from World War I. All told, the chemicals produced from the burning train (again, a train set alight by local authorities) could destroy thousands upon thousands of acres of US farmland, cause significant death and illness in…